WizzardsCuff

Hurt levels are off scale in this girls butt

1st thing i'd do is overclock that processor to at least 4.5ghz. You may (probably will) need to upgrade the cooler if its a stock one.

Twat. That is all.

Lolololol, guy wants to be a gal. Dickhead! See a doctor if you want a sex change

You only have to not be a bell end. You should try it some time

Theres always enough sluts, you just gotta pay!

You'll have to momentarily release the shift key, press tab to open inventory then get back on the shift key. You'll only stop sprinting for a very short time if you do it right

I laughed at you wimpering. Lets play a game, we each hold our breath indefinitely and the first one to die wins. You go first

Nice justification for being a wise-ass. Besides, there is such a thing as a tonne, shoulda stuck in at school ;)

So they missed an n out of tonnes, not hard to work it out really is it?

Cheesey chat-up lines incoming via PM :)

I'm not sure but you might just have found a bug that developers, people on this forum, people on twitter etc have been talking about for about a week!

Thats the way, plenty of optimism. Miserable sod

Christ on a bike its hard work getting in a server!

16 months in a year now? lol