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Thank god for that or else there would be no shutting KoS up..

You missed an emoticon at the end of the fourth sentence, just sayin'

Jezus F'ing H Christ!! To all of you silly little children (coz thats what you are, your posts betray your age/maturity) crying and bitching about 1 million + sold that equals like £30 + Million blah blah wah wah... Here's how it works in the real grown ups world... A percentage of that money will go to Bohemia, developmental contribution to actual game = 0% This first sentence is the biggest and only presumption on my part, the rest of the post is however fact! Another percentage goes to Steam for hosting the sale of the game, what you think steam doesn't make money? Its a business of course it takes a percentage! Oh and developmental contribution to actual game = 0% Office rent, electricity bills, computers require electricity to run you know, ask mummy and daddy how the magic of lights and sockets work. heating, devs are organic beings too they require heat, light and food to function think about that next time you're crying to mommy because you're cold or hungry and would like the heating turned up or your dinner cooked. developmental contribution to actual game = 0% There are approximately 30 people working on this project and whilst i'm sure they are on different pay structures and contracts they still require payment to pay their own personal bills, developmental contribution to actual game = 100% But remember that team of 30 are different departments if you like, A texture artist or a 3D modeller for example have no contribution to netcode or optimization issues of the game. So please stop making shit up off the top of your young and immature heads and learn some patience, and if it still bothers you that much, GO PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME FOR A YEAR OR SO!!

Aaaand orlok gets my beans...

Trying to read your posts! Especially the "special" one where you posted in that ladies post in Dayz forums are great.. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/170249-dayz-forums-are-great/ Really? Thats the most intelligent thing you could think to post? Ok, whatever.

1st person - 3rd person

Couldn't the game render the distant grass in the scoped view? That is after all the real problem isn't it? At least then its not going to melt Grannies laptop or cousin Jonnys Vtec because it has to render at 1200 metres at all times which i think is an unnecessary waste of resources! Also all this talk about snipers actually firing a bullet is probably only about 20% of a real snipers job, the other 80% is recon! So think about it its all well and good making a 1000, 900, 800, 700, or even 600 metre shot nigh on impossible with weightage, windage and Earth curvature but it doesn't help the poor guy trying to sneak stealthily about if the scoped lookout has this majorley unfair advantage and talks his three M4 wielding buddies into a three point attack on said poor guy over TS. Just my opinion, don't have a cow! :P

What if you turned your Caps Lock off Numb Nuts!

Its on 9gag too.

I got server lagged sideways into a fake barracks building on the NWAF last night it took me a couple of tries but pressing "V" (vault) near the (invisible) inside wall soon got me out.

I feel your pain. In fact i said to myself last night "why the f*ck am i carrying saline bags around with me? I can't administer them to myself anyway!" Epi pens are my only friends now :( I've even started chatting up the ginger Zedettes whilst circling them and holding off from administering that deadly Axe blow but it seems they just want me for my brainzzzz :blush:

Damn AVG I specifically went PRO just for the Fucktard filter, seems it doesn't work. Thanks for testing it for me though Johnny Derp.

and Epic lvl 100! Here have my Beans :lol:

Yeah i'd pretty much gotten used to the constant zombie noise and the constant (sounds like someone climbing/rattling a chain link fence) sound, but yesterday the munching in my vicinity made me jump out of my frikkin skin i spent the next 10 mins being prone 'ads' and doing 360's