Geckofrog7

Vertical, or glitching sideways. This is why pros use stairs.

I find it less interesting to just stay on the coast and farm Balota, but that's just me. I like exploring the map for new locations with 1337 loot.

Well done, my child. Well done. As far as I know, they took out 1. to attract people north, maybe to Zelenogorsk. 2. Because heli crashes were introduced as a sort of replacement. and 3. because a common thing would be loot balota - get gun - kill all the fresh spawns at Cherno/Elektro.

My Deutsch is awful these days..but it sounds like he can't find any servers, or the ones he tries to connect to don't work after 2 minutes? And the same happens with DayZ Commander.

"y-you've reached...umm, uhhhh...s-STEVE. Leave your message, at the beep.....BEEEEEP. Nah I'm kidding. It's me, Steve." Never after that could I look at anyone in a Wolf mask as anything but innocent.

A-a-a-a-ahem.... GIT GUD Seriously though, I have no problem finding food, there's an over abundance. While it is a but ridiculous how fast you die of starvation, keep in mind that the game's time is compressed. Also, if you eat until you are bright green energized, you won't have to eat for a long time. However, if they do extend the time to get hungry, I certainly hope food will be harder to come by. (Which would make hunting an actual, valid tactic.) que? sorry, my text seems way spaced out for some reason. / :

EY. Adults can look cool too, right? ...right? In any case, I only trust people if they have their face covered.

https://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74709173

That was hilarious, it's always fun when you can get a bunch of people together. :beans:

I'd honestly prefer if they added the VZ .58 Since Chernarus is based on Czech, and it's been in one of the ArmA games. And dat stock color.

^Moscow...that's where all that GDI scum dwells. Real brothers stay in Chernarus! I tried for 30 minutes to get this mask, to no avail. I could almost here it chanting.. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES WOLF A DULL BOY.

*Chernarus This is why we have the Chedaki.

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What's the point of even playing the game, then? Why not just play ArmA, where you are already geared?

5: determined to complete some kind of innocent yet bizarre goal. (I will never stop searching until I've found every balaclava in the game at pristine condition.) 6: calmly walks through KoS zones playing music through their mic. 7: Runs up to you screaming something to the extent of "NIPPLE SALADS NIPPLE SALADS NIPPLE SALADS" may be harmless at first, but turn on you randomly. 8: "I..no...speak very good English my friend. am Russian." *kills you* "I speak PERFECT English, motherfucker!" and many, many more! this is why I love this game, not everyone is in those 4 categories.. My favorite mugging is probably when some guy stole only my pants. Not my AK101, not my Gorka jacket, not my fire axe... just my pants.

Best server message ever: "I think I see someone spawning in let's fuck him up." I about had a heart attack before I realized there was no name before the message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0

did he died

God damn it frankie, look at what you've done.

And ladders are any less frightening? xD

Me neither, buddy...me neither..

While I dread the thought of .50 rifle being brought back in, this whole "why not add lasers too" and such is ridiculous. There was a war fought in Chernarus, there's still USMC equipment lying around.

The whole zombies seeing you from miles away thing? That's from zombies that respawned because another one was killed. Weird glitch, I know, but if there's not really anyone around, try to lose zombies instead of killing them. Regular zombies can hear you, but they can only see so far. (Imagine wherever their head is looking, it's like the shape of a protractor.)

The mod featured inventory space in vehicles; I'm sure the SA will be the same. And I'd guess they will add loot to working vehicles as well.