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crazyandlazy

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  1. People like this are annoying too. I wonder what will happen if they are admin of the DayZ boards.
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    Share your story/encounters/gun fights topic?

    I got gltiched and fell while climbing a ladder. Died. Spawned in Kambiwobo. There was a dude camping new spawns with an M4 and magnum. Managed to fist him four times before getting put down. Spawned again in the same town so I tried to rejoin the same server he was in. Found him again in a slope and tired to trail him. Lost him at some point. Searched the whole town but he had logged. Took a break to eat, Logged in and ran west a bit and as I was about to leave town, saw a gear dude. He started cussing me out for no apparent reason saying I'm a worthless piece of **** and lol look at you, you are a dumbasss. My hunger and thirst was very low since I had spent a lot of time searching for a spawn killer prior so I asked the cussing/angry dude if he could kill me. He started talking a lot of crap and taunting me, you want me to kill you noob, you want me to kill you noob? I ran up to him and punched him. Then he started shooting. He missed a lot of bullets but finally managed to get a shot in. He put his gun away and started yelling lol dumbass is bleeding, chase me noob chase me. I then ran up to him and managed to get 5 more punches in. He gets his gun out again started spraying. Funny thing about coastal bandits is that they suck so bad with the gun. He managed to mow me down and I died. He started yellong. Now what *****. Now what. I am going to chop blah blah blah blah. Seriously sometimes I detest the people in this game. The majority are rude.
  3. Kill or be killed. If I see someone and there is minimum risk, kill. Anyone like this?
  4. Killing anything that spawns. The guys are killing new spawns left and right. They have tons of ammo because they are spraying everywhere cause their aim is bad. I manage to sneak up on them and punch them but died. I overheard on the mic and a new spawn was saying "don't shoot" and the dude just sprayed the whole mag. Seriously. I'm killing on sight anyone who is near any spawn site.
  5. crazyandlazy

    There are jerks camping spawn sites

    never mind guys. The dude must have logged or ran up North. I searched all throughout town. He's not there anymore. I am glad I injured the jerk though. It's good that his character is moaning cause he is hurt.
  6. crazyandlazy

    There are jerks camping spawn sites

    I lost sight of him. Partly due to be extra cautious cause he has a gun. He is in Kambiwobo. Server is below if you want to helo. Not soliciting at all so don't be a jerk about it. DayZ US EAST 1-19 (Public/3PP:ON) 114008 : Hosted by MPGS.co inb4 not your personal army
  7. crazyandlazy

    There are jerks camping spawn sites

    I found him!!! He is up on a slope looking down on the town. He's hurt though. I'm gonna kill this asshole.
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    There are jerks camping spawn sites

    True. I wish the server history worked or server add function was in game. I am trying to find the server he was in. I set my ping limit so there are only a couple of full servers to go through. I managed to respawn at the exact town.
  9. That is really a shame.
  10. Why not? He was the reason why I bought SA. Never played DayZ before. I noticed he doesn't play DayZ as much but why the hate?
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ygDiZ9ERllU#t=279 ^like here in this vid, he just clicks and it immediately goes in his clothes.
  12. So basically he hacks 100%?
  13. crazyandlazy

    Ella's standalone guide

    I like it. Can you add more along the way?
  14. crazyandlazy

    Share your story/encounters/gun fights topic?

    Be more specific guys. It would be a good read.
  15. I haven't tested and would like to know.
  16. crazyandlazy

    Healthy status

    The energy bar is pretty high. The ceiling is high. Got it off of that long ass youtube video.
  17. crazyandlazy

    Is it safe to max drink from ponds?

    Funny cause I tried eating pills,charcoal, etc that I don't need and got sick. Basically, if you do not need it don't eat or you'll get sick.
  18. I was playing and I heard foot steps so I went oooh aahh oooh ahh to imitate a ghost and the guy that was there told me to stop making *** noises.
  19. crazyandlazy

    Update on rubberbanding/screen glitch

    A forum member said to avoid Server name location-100+ since they are privately owned and could cause errors with server.cfg. Less than 100 is ok.
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    Is it safe to max drink from ponds?

    I was feeling safe til kichilron's post. Guess I'll stick to pumps then. Cause I'm a girl and I need a husky man like you to test my water for me.
  21. http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1ugd06/change_log_030113953/ceih3gp ^Server hopping and combat logging going to be addressed as per Rocket
  22. crazyandlazy

    Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.114008

    Game freezes. You are forced to alt+F4. When you log in you are back to where you started.
  23. crazyandlazy

    Loading rounds into a magazine

    Drag the mag into your inventory/take it off your gun. Take out ammo from mag. Put clip in mag. You're welcome.
  24. crazyandlazy

    I haven't seen a single person for days..

    Go to Balota and announce your existence, I'm sure someone will end it there and then.
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    Healthy status

    You have to first stuff your stomach with as much energy as possible. The ceiling is more than 10000. Then when you are full. Wait a while, run around and drink like crazy. I got regen 2 days ago. The screen went back to bright and colorful. It works.
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