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So do people at your house tease you about your teamspeak dialogues?
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
lol I see I'm not the only one. I guess for non-gamers it's pretty strange to here those kind of in-game dialogues. -
What was your most annoying death by another player
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
This is the most annoying. You feel like you've been duped and you fell it's partly your fault :[ -
Looking for HELP.. Serious replies only PLEASE
crazyandlazy replied to Mr Jizz's topic in General Discussion
Yes you are screwed. There are some servers that will mess up your syncing with the hive, meaning your character will reset. Just take this opportunity to start favoriting servers. have at least 10 or so and you'll be fine. We wouldn't want another case like this now do we? -
Well speaking from my experience you could. Remember that when you hug the wall, a part of your body shows up on the other side. That's how I got killed.
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DayZ is NOT fun for new players, which makes me worried.
crazyandlazy replied to Murakamo's topic in General Discussion
This. I, myself, never played the mod and I love this game. I even think of not having cars cause I am worried about the map shrinking because of them :] -
I think every bad action except hacking is justified in this game
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
How am I being a hypocrite when I asked "What do you guys think?". When I said "What do you guys think" in regards to my idea of real hero/bandit, it's pretty clear cut that I am not claiming I hold the absolute truth and everyone should hit the road. You and the other guy needs to chill the heck down. It's a game. You don't need to be condencding to every bad player. They paid $30 for entertainment. I lol'd at you saying "kids who sit at Kamyshovo". No need for name calling. I hate them too and guess what it is so satisfying bookmarking the server and getting your revenge. Gives us a new objective. There were two occasions where I met a hero who gave me a magnum. The first asked me if I needed anything. I said no and he said do you have any weapons. I said a wrench... you could see on my back. He then asked if I wanted a magnum with 6 bullets after holding me up and inspecting me. I said sure. He said ok trade me something and I said I have a can of sphagetti. He said cool and we traded and he then left me immediately after dropping the gun. That to me is a real hero. The second occasion occured just recently. This guy immediately held me up and asked hey hey hey you! you want a gun? I said sure. He said well do you know how to play? I said yeah bro I just got killed by ___ and respawned[i don't remember what but I was killed in a gunfight and mentioned this to him]. He then said here take it, I dropped it on the ground. While we waited he started preaching. I said dude thanks but I know how to play. It was taking a while and he continued yapping. I was not going to listen to a lecture so I decided to punch his face in to which he fell unconsious with him yelling I am going to kill you you stupid noob etc etc. I am not a jerk so I didn't take his m4 or his handgun. Just ran the heck out of there giggling. In short, you have to admit some heros are a bit self righteous and don't get angry at me but you sound a little bit uppity imo. It's a game. -
What was your most annoying death by another player
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
lol that happened to me too on the ship. Got impatient and pressed turbo run by mistake. What followed was a sliding noise and my character going arrrgagaga *!You are dead!*. xD. So funny though. -
I think every bad action except hacking is justified in this game
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
On topic, I didn't mean to piss anyone off. I was just stating my thought of accepting everything except hacking[other player actions]. I don't applaud those acts but I believe one should not cuss out/get angry over the other person for being total scum. It's what makes this game so interesting. I just find it strangely funny how some heros demand respect and obediance to "moral codes" like he is god or something. I had this one obnoxious geared "hero" giving me a gun only to start preaching about how to play the game so I punched him unconscious and ran[i did not take his loot, mind you]. There are fake heros and fake bandits. True heros are caustious, cunning, and smart. I mean how else are you going to aid people? Some are not to be trusted. Real heros are silent and respectful not omg you combat logged you are such a noob. I am not a hero nor a bandit but I always giggle like a girl if the other player goes *poof*. I am going off on a tangent here about real/fake heros and bandits. What do you guys think? I didn't mention ghosting because I don't want to list out all the exploits. Hence, I said etc etc. -
What was your most annoying death by another player
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
desync is really scary and it happens at just the right time too. Always when you run across another player. Especially makes gun fights and fending off hostile new spawns difficult. That's why I have hotkeyed List of players so that I could check the desync from time to time. -
Any way to fix the desync? Any news on fixing desync?
crazyandlazy posted a topic in General Discussion
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You should add this guy. The contemplative risktaker; He is friendly and yet seeing your gun on your back is too much of an urge to resist. He speaks a lot at first but he just can't get that gun off his head. He wants it. After a few lines, he goes completely silent thinking of when to strike. Looking for an opening. Pretends to act dumb when asked to put down his axe or knuckles. May start acting goofy just to warm up to you. Running around fast and just when your guard is down goes in for the kill.
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describe?
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Three great DayZ related Reddit posts that made the front page this weekend
crazyandlazy replied to Berezombie's topic in General Discussion
get awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay xD I love this game. -
I think every bad action except hacking is justified in this game
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
1. Um actually when I first started I got killed a ton along the east coast. It helped me learn how to scout and use peak excessively, Now that I am somewhat average, I sometimes gun down spawn campers.[this is getting not as needed now since there are more spawn points like before]. I don't think anyone is going to be so traumatize that they won't do any interactions lol. 2. No one has to obey any rules. That is the point of the game. 3. To be correct, you really don't need to wait 4 hours, there are a lot of loot as is if you know where to hit. No need for hopping at all. 4. Hacking is doing something totally different onto the game. Glitching is exploiting a weakness. If exploits are hush hush and only one person/groupd knows it then it's not fair and probably won't get patched.The more the exploits, the more the complaining. meaning the faster we get that fixed. 5. I find it funny when people combat log when they see me. Makes me feel like rambo or something lol. I'll admit have done this only once though cause I ran into server hoppers when I first started the game. Now I know how to tackle that problem. You can't tell anyone to do anything. If there's a crutch people are smart and will use it. -
Desync bro. Have died a bunch of times because of this. Either desync or all your aim was off.
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I think every bad action except hacking is justified in this game
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
Dude. Take deep breaths. Please. For your sake. Nobody is bashing you but yourself. To be on point. I am not applauding anything. My thinking is that if there are a lot cheat/glitch exploiters it actually helps the game cause more people will report and then we won't have it anymore quick patches whereas, let's say only one guy finds/use the exploit and "he and only he alone" does it cause no other person is morally coruppt[lololol yeah right] as him. You get my point bud? -
I think every bad action except hacking is justified in this game
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
so you did server hop mmh? btw I don't why you are acting all so superior. I never said I applaud those actions and I never said I did those repeatedly like a habit. Calm the heck down. We paid $30 for entertainment and it is just that. Entertainment. I am just saying that we should not put down people just because they have done something bad. Like, getting axed after helping and trusting a new spawn. Don't tell me about morals or holier than thou crap. Seriously. Once there was this spawn I helped and he axed me to death. He started giggling like a little girl. It was so funny I wasn't even mad. It's stuff like this that makes this game worth a hell of a lot more than 30 bucks. -
[1] If you jump into water, you'll live. Jumping off ledge on the ship into water. [2] If you run down the stairs you die. [3] If you had velocity before clicking the option to climb down the ladder, you will spring out of the ladder and die[ladder animation still playing]. [4] If you shoot down an incline, your bullets will sometimes hit the ground. [5] If you have desync/lag in the time during a gun fight, when you shoot bullets your opponent has the opportunity to shoot back even though you had first shot in the chest.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8pt7dlev9to#t=58 lol'd
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lol no wonder. They probably have muscle memory for this xD
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um alt+f4 does not work in-game bro
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saw a dude had the sawn off in his backpack
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I saw three geared guys exiting the ship and I though hey what the heck and yelled like Tarzan. They immediately stopped and started searching out for Tarzan. They were crouching and getting behind trees and rocks on the little mountain slump near the ship. Fun times. Have you scared people with voicechat? How?
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lol. I just got a Berezino spawn and I was surprised we could spawn there. Anyways, I see this guy geared with M4 and all green camo running out of the school. I was at the water fountain so I checked to see whether he was spawn killing. Then, **poof** disconnects cause he glanced back and saw me behind a wall. In his defense, I was wearing green t-shirt,green jeans, and shoes. xD
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Geared guy logs off cause he sees a new spawn
crazyandlazy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
lol why did you get defensive?