Niner

I've posted this before, and by god, it still isn't in the game yet! Come on people, we need this! I need it for my ultimate kill on sight tactics! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQpfQd1397E

I remember hearing about that kind of stuff, I haven't played in a long, long time, hacked magazines with like eight thousand rounds. xD

I have the DayZ standalone edition, tried using Xpadder on it, but the system isn't recognizing it at all, do I put the Xpadder file into DayZ somewhere? The config is done and ready, and to be honest, I can't do shit with mouse and keyboard, I use that for things like WoW and C&C.

Don't get me wrong, I love this game and the Devs, but one person, on an Atlis Life server, can deliver more in one week then most of these guys can in a month. I understand the process is hard, gruesome, and back aching work, but still.

Whomever was firing upon my hero squad as we were scoping out a town, please for the love of god, learn how to shoot the Mosin, you hit one of our guys once, and it wasn't even a fatal hit, there's zeroing, it's page up and page down. I had the both of you in my sights, and if weren't for the server restart, you would have been dead. :P

The replies, the lulz. I love them. I was once a bandit. Then.. Well, the things I did for a snickers bar you wouldn't believe..

Can anyone say bait?

I actually find it hilarious to do.

Just the other day I was doing a long play through and decided to test my bravery, so I went to Bolota airfield for teh lolz, every door seemed to be open, and I managed to get through the whole airfield without being shot. In total, I found a hunting backpack, 3 forty round magazines, two ten round magazines, and then I came across a fully equipped M4? It had an Acog, Mp butt stock, bipod, tac rail, and suppressor, is this a normal spawn? Or did someone just throw it down?

This one was dropped inside the barracks next too two forty round, grey magazines.

I was just curious because who would swap out a M4 with all those attachments? My small squad we prefer to have at least one man with an M4, I would have at least taken it and carried whatever he/she may have swapped it for.

It was not painted.

I got my trusty green raincoat, green cowboy hat, boots, and TK pants, but I'm a hero..

I personally prefer the idea of taking up shelter in a house and being able to put barbed wire, boards, and roadblocks up around, instead of the "base building" idea.

Have you ever even held a .357 or a .45? They're actually large. On a side note, has anyone even seen the machete in your hands? It's a god damn butter knife.

There's a search function for a reason.

I'm a decent/good sniper. :D

As many of you well know, bandits and the occasional sniper upon a hill top are common, as well as the KoS players.. At first, I thought this was extremely annoying, but.. Last night, I had met some very hilarious people on TeamCheat, we grouped together and formed the ultimate bandit squad. Casio, Mr. Frags, (Me), Jock, Jack, and 7Gs, coming together to form the most amazing and hilarious bandit group in all of Chernarus, we spent hours upon hours looting, going from town to town until fully kitted.. Then.. We slowly made our way back towards Berezino.. The ultimate bambi breeding grounds. Sitting in wait, five minutes pass by as we lay in a garage, a man runs into town, and we pour out into the street, telling him to get down. He obeys, our leader, Jack, tells him that he must participate in our fighting arena, and the next player that comes, he must fight to the death. The fighter comes victorious, we give him a nice banana and a pipsi. He turns. Jack shoots him in the head. Look, another player on the horizon! My team runs off to greet him, from a distance I pull out my .357.. A shot rings out as I pull the trigger, shooting him in the knee! Breaking his legs! I run up and tell him to start crawling as I bandaged him. He crawled out of town, towards Elektro. as he couldn't die or commit suicide to respawn. We decide to head to Berezino, grouping together, a bambi spots us and begins running off, a team member dashing after him, gun shots ring out, and we realize that it was an ambush! A firefight ensues. they manage to take out two of our men, we spot three of them at the most, we flank around, killing them all, but we all ended up dying from our wounds in the end! In total, survival time was six hours packed full of fun, handcuffs, force feeding, and bambi slaughtering! >:D

My fiancée just left me for another man that she just met, so.. I can't believe I misspelled that, forgive me, as it was like three in the morning when I made this. xD

I know what the one without sticks looks like, but what about the one with added sticks? Is it the model that was before the recent patch or a different one?

I prefer the improvised over the talon backpacks, looks cooler, and makes it more survival feel. I like it. I use either that or the hunting backpack to stay a lil more concealed.

I was down to greyed and blurry, but then a friend came and gave me an I.V., does it take awhile for vision to come back or is this a known bug? (Used search function and nothing on this was found)

I put it on my head now I can't take it off. I'm scared. :(

Logging off fixed it.

Believe it gets reset every time a patch is released. Sorry, when he gets around to it, he'll probably fix it, I wouldn't mind night time servers if it wasn't the dark side of the moon.