blacklabel79

I know it sounds crazy but...its not intended to be played with online map open. You can find parts of the map ingame ( 4 to form the full map ). And besides dont generalize please. Its a language YOU dont understand. ( but also for this "Problem" the game has a solution. Find the "russian cheat sheet" book and the Basics in kyrillic and you are set. But from the wording of your post, i suppose your appreacheation for reading books is low ) Put some effort into it OP. Not everyone in the world wants to speak/hear/read english all day...

amazing. Thanks !

where is a facepalm pic if i need one... There wasent even a fight...i..i..iam at a loss of words here... Congratulations OP. You reached the peak of playerinteraction. You won DayZ. Time to move on !

Oh well..you cared enough to post that. I guess your "Story" and Imaginations content are perfectly reflected by the picture above.

Iam dissapointed on the lack of ServerIP. Get it posted or get laughed at. ( oh and dont shoot bystanders without Pants / yellow raincoats /mask TY <3 )

:( but but...

Could be toped, if OP whould be fun and post a PvE server adress. :P

Its called "vaseline" and should totaly be an item in DayZ.

yeah same, for example, opening a high quality shop in electro: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=224423318

Ach you. You realize the "bandits" in the title right ? I apologize if those guys offended your bandit pride. i bet beign KOSd whould have been a better story :D and shorter. *sees man running in circels with burlap sack, wonders, sees blackscreen* :D

i want to be able to hurl empty bean cans thorwards my enemy. Oh and a the beanapult !shoots beans at the general beach direction.

yeah. well we dident plan on surviving..we had survived for some time prior and traversed a rather large part of the map... it was time to let go. ;) It turned out to be the more interesting route ( and we discussed it before we hunkered down )...last stand and all that :D

Everytime we go to the coast with the best of intentions it turns into a hillarious bloodbath.

If you try to rob us doing a "rick grimes" Impression all we´d needed to do is saying "look there is laury behind you" or..."damm have you seen curl ?" :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p9Fd9OPqgk

There is even more. A "Prison" building, several supermarkets, 2 Hospitals, 1 School , 2 Office building scattered accros those 3 complexes. Also, more cornflakes in the tall buildings than you could ever devour.

Looks like his Standard Response to anything :D

Id happily play along a nice trap or well thought out concept of one. I rather dislike the Folks that go "DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW" and their voice squeeks from the short "powertrip". I allways taunt those fools.

arrg....we planned on going down coast with our chars ( reg/hc ) before the whipe :(

we had planned to die ( well kinda ) anyways. At least, we went down in style :D

tl;dr OP needed DayZ to find out that humans are assholes ?

Why dident they flank you earlyer ? wtf...4 guys and the are all in your front ? Lol....no thats bad "teamplay". Also, i think you could have got another one through that Little space between the boards. :) beans to you !!

Take your gouverned citizens , go to a field full of Z´s and give them flowers. Damm Z(h)ippys.

much Brains ! so KOS !

..mmm i useally find the shotgun first so i had to get used to it. :) but i give it to some underarmed member of our group after i find my trusted mosy, or sew it off :)