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-DMG-Jonesy
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Server Admins - The in-ability to maintain and manage a server
-DMG-Jonesy replied to ramsfan00's topic in General Discussion
Ran into the ever loveable "KIll me and I'll reset the server" admins last night. It's the very end of the video. -
There are PVE only servers. They're fun on a bun.
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"Hackers" killing "hackers", and then complaining about "hackers". Hackception!
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Well clearly it was a chinese/bot loot farmer.
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I shot a guy through a wall here, it wounded him, but didn't kill him. Mosin. And another guy I shot through glass, here at 1:44. Neither seems to have taken a huge amount of damage.
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We discuss the auto-running dime that killed Dale Earnhardt, blood transfusions, wound a friend, and kill a random stranger just to run his pockets.
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Feedback about shootgun. Another frustrating episode
-DMG-Jonesy replied to GunnyITA's topic in General Discussion
Well, I nearly killed my friend yesterday from a fairly good distance with one shell of buckshot. 4:30 -
No such thing as a "no kill server." T'was a ruse!
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Came back to the game from a long absence, and in the course of getting back in the swing of things, we ran into some bambis. We let them bumfight for gear, went our separate ways and thought that was the end of it. Or was it?
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I suppose it's possible. We'd never seen them before, just happened to blunder into them.
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A gentleman never leaves his house without propper body armor!
-DMG-Jonesy replied to CrniVarg's topic in General Discussion
My soft armor isn't even close to being three inches thick, and it could be defeated by a fork. But not a .44 Magnum. :-) -
Random sniper near Khelm and surviving a shot in the back
-DMG-Jonesy replied to Ironclad11's topic in General Discussion
And here I was wearing the press vest because I thought it was smexy. Come to find it might save my worthless life too! Tarnation... -
A gentleman never leaves his house without propper body armor!
-DMG-Jonesy replied to CrniVarg's topic in General Discussion
If this were true, it would apply to all knives. Any knife with a decent point or suitable edge can defeat ballistic armor. It stops bullets, not blades. Now a stab-vest, that's another story. -
Fellow bandits: Ever done anything you ever actually felt bad about?
-DMG-Jonesy replied to Weedz's topic in General Discussion
Yes. Once, I saw a dude- didn't shoot him in the back and take his stuff. ....I've never forgiven myself. -
Psshaw. People complained incessantly about my "pve" named server, but it never got taken down or stopped being popular. ( You should see the hateful youtube comments! :-) ) Granted, I never tried to enforce that rule, and I clearly stated in the server message that I'd named it as such in the hopes of attracting the wild and elusive Bambi....to KoS.
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The only issue I can identify in this post is that you were able to talk whilst unconscious. You should suffer in silence as I take your blood spattered beans & pants.
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Problem Since Patch : I Sleep All Day / Low Pc Config For Play Night
-DMG-Jonesy replied to Vandochka's topic in General Discussion
This is not a problem. There are still day servers running at night. L2search -
The Dark Side....who Is With Me?
-DMG-Jonesy replied to DirtyscumbagLith's topic in General Discussion
Well... I kill people for food, water, and particularly nice hats. That count? -
I calmly rise from the computer, leave the room, and domestically abuse my significant other. "Dayz: Causing spousal abuse since 2009"
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So, Dog companions are still in or what?
-DMG-Jonesy replied to intensity (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
My dog drives me nuts. And he's a terrible shot. I'll pass, for now. -
Can i STOP LOOSING MY FUC**N character!!!!
-DMG-Jonesy replied to graficar92's topic in General Discussion
Sure. Tighten up. -
Anyone still noticing servers that do this?
-DMG-Jonesy replied to hatesauce's topic in General Discussion
Been running for over a month without being banned or removed, not that I care one way or another. I held a guy up two weeks ago who was practically screeching over the VOIP that I was breaking the rules on a PVE server and would be reported. I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. So I shot him. If that dude didn't report the server, nobody did. I suspect server hosting companies are aware that it's empty bluster, and thus haven't taken any actions to stop or punish it. -
Anyone still noticing servers that do this?
-DMG-Jonesy replied to hatesauce's topic in General Discussion
Those are close to the rules I have scrolling on my servers MOTD. I go ham on everyone I see, take their clothes, and leave their half naked corpses littering my streets. The rules are unenforceable, and any server admin who posts them on their server are either out of touch with reality, or a total troll. Like me. -
Bird shot. The only explanation. I've been hit with birdshot. Ain't no 'thang
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So do people at your house tease you about your teamspeak dialogues?
-DMG-Jonesy replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
My girlfriend is usually on TS, so she doesn't judge me for what I say, generally. She just judges me for errrything else...
