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-DMG-Jonesy

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Everything posted by -DMG-Jonesy

  1. You genuinely believe that glitching to look through solid walls, floors, and other obstacles was a game mechanic intended for use? That probably warrants a thread all it's own. And possibly an evaluation by a licensed medical practitioner.
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    To the guy I killed in Gorka police station today...

    Never happened
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    "We don't want your sniper rifle!"

    Yes. I know when it was made. I made it. Seriously, some of you people lack even the most basic of sarcasm detection skills.
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    "We don't want your sniper rifle!"

    Uh, it was a joke. And the point of aim wavered a bit. I readjusted after each shot. At 500m the slightest movement would be greatly amplified. Still, super buggy.
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    "We don't want your sniper rifle!"

    I disagree! ;-)
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    Amazing time in DayZ! Hey I'm friendly!

    I would have fired a shot in the air to watch you all gun each other down.. Sigh... Missed opportunities.
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    Sorry to whoever I KoS'd on the NE Airstrip tonight.

    Oh, I need to add balance. I watched a guy enter the control tower last night. Waited at the bottom door. Announced myself with a friendly "Howdy!" as he came out the door. Gave him both barrels of my sawed off. Ruined everything but his sunglasses and his smile. No regrets.
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    cheat that makes gun put away

    Nah, I read em'. I've learned your English needs work, and that you came here for sympathy and reassurances. Got it.
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    cheat that makes gun put away

    We know, we know. Mythical hacker, op, childish, yadda yadda. Got it.
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    cheat that makes gun put away

    The dude is unwilling to accept the possibility he's wrong. Hence, there is no point trying to have a conversation with him. Anyone that offers an explanation, logical or otherwise, is labeled childish, berated, or otherwise ignored. Long story short, the dude sucked and died and wants a scapegoat. So let him have it. A mythical hacker mind controlled him, and unfairly stole his beans. Let's have a moment of silence for this poor lost character, and move along to the next "omghax1!" post.
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    Admins kick to kill you

    K, you win. Zero proof other than your infallible belief that it happened > Logic.
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    cheat that makes gun put away

    I read it. You present zero proof, just an opinion. Anecdotal evidence isn't evidence at all. And just because you declare it a cheat at the end of your post doesn't make it so. Happens to me here at 2:00. My guns come out, and then holster, refusing to come back out. Is it cheat? No. It's a bug, a common enough one by understanding.
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    Admins kick to kill you

    Go right ahead. It's been up since launch with "PVE Only" in the title. If that hasn't gotten it brought down, I sincerely doubt kicking to make space for friends/members will.
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    cheat that makes gun put away

    Or, you know, an input bug. But lord knows this game is bug free, so it's totally a disarm cheat.
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    Admins kick to kill you

    You're offering anecdotal evidence at best. You have zero idea what happened to you, just the belief that it did. It could have been any number of other issues, but you're choosing to believe it was the coordinated action of a clan, or corrupt admin. Does that mean it didn't happen? No. Anything is possible. But knowing the limitations of the admin powers, it's highly unlikely. Even still, if it did happen, it STILL doesn't lend much credence to the OP thinking an admin with mystical powers was able to locate him, kick him, and loot him within thirty seconds. And what exactly would be the point of checking the pulse on a downed guy to kick him later? How does that pertain to this discussion? You've picked the most asinine way to determine someones identity and declared this proof of concept. So what? I know a dead guys name now. I can kick him. But I still can't identify another moving player as him unless he's the only other person on the server. As for my ownership of a server, I certainly do- but I'm under no obligation to provide proof of it to some tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist.
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    Admins kick to kill you

    Server admins have the power to kick, and that's about it. We don't know where you are. We don't know WHO you are even if we're standing right next to you. So it's impossible to kick a specific person and KNOW for certain it's the person in front of you unless that was the ONLY other person on the server. You're welcome to go shell out seventy bucks a month from your own pocket to learn this little tidbit, but I suspect you'd prefer to just believe corrupt admins are persecuting you. lol I kick people all the time, but only to make room for my friends- which is my right as the guy paying the bills. Nobody is kicking you in the unrealistic hopes of finding your body within thirty seconds to loot you. Sheesh. How paranoid can people be?
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    PvP Event in Svelojarsk

    I call that town slutvodka.
  18. Two separate videos. The first is our initial night, followed by my very lucky long shot with a very busted PU scope. The second is last nights follow up attempt. Predictably, more death and confusion followed. I need to teach my group better communication skills....
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    When is it ok to disconnect.

    That sounds okay. This dude? At roughly 3 minutes? Not okay. Closes the doors behind himself, and logs. ( We checked the building, and could see both exits at all times. )
  20. Play with two. Nightly. Videos in my sig.
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    Did I just hit DayZ puberty?

    Every person you encounter should require a different approach. http://youtu.be/tA-AG-pJPD4?t=4m56s ( I'm being something of an ass in this video, but I consider that an approach all its own.) Here we encounter two guys. Killed the armed one, spared the unarmed one. It just didn't feel right to kill him. We let him have the gear off his fallen buddy, but were careful to keep him from getting a loaded weapon. We learned about that the hard way.. Here. http://youtu.be/wuL07T5oAp0?t=2m7s You don't have to kill everyone you see, but it might not be the worst option. :-)
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    The Community

    I play to keep myself, and my friends alive. Healthy, equipped, and well dressed. So god help if you if I happen to fancy your hat or backpack, because I'll be prying it from your cold, dead, digital fingers. On the rare occasion I stop to chat, or let somebody carry on living, I make damn sure they're not a threat to me or mine. I suppose at the end of the day, my only concern is the enjoyment my friends and I get out of playing the game. Shooting a random stranger may or may not heighten our level of enjoyment. So some days it happens, some days it does not.
  23. I, Bishop, Brittney, and Canasian Paul indulge in another evening of PvE only antics. Shockingly, not everyone we encountered was friendly. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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    whats the strongest melee

    Axe is still a OHK for me. Check it out.. less than thirty seconds in.. From today.
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    Another splendid evening on the PVE Only servers

    I am aware of that. Though, in all honesty, my server has had a "PvE only, we're friendly," and a number of other colorful lies in the title for months without issue. It's a completely unenforceable policy on any server, and I think the devs are aware of that. It doesn't matter what the name of the server says, there are no rules. I always assume when I join a server with such a name that it's just bambi-bait. I'll feel it out, but I've yet to see a server with a pve name that wasn't just as much of a warzone as any other.
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