QUAZIMOFO

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/170209-error-8876086c/?hl=8876086c

Has no one ever heard the expression DONT FEED THE TROLL??? reported for trolling.

M-16 isn't a machine gun, it is a rifle. An assault rifle to be exact. An M60 on the other hand IS a machine gun (GPMG or general purpose machine gun). SAW is a light machine gun. If it is a belt fed weapon then it is typically a machine gun.

I was exactly where you are at in the game. I was sick of trying to be nice, helpful, etc only to be backstabbed or KOS'd. I was so ready to become a bandit but its just not in my morality to do so. The best way to be a friendly is to join a friendly group. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/154457-cqf-chernarus-quarantine-force-recruiting-for-sa/

Main menu start screen, bottom right corner. Your name there is just a text field.

It would be awesome to add in a huge shopping complex somewhere as an homage to Dawn of the Dead, one of my favorite zombie flicks.

http://youtu.be/LkbEn6HlLTQ

I have been trying to be a nice player from day 1. I helped new players, fresh spawns, etc, I acted as a traveling salesman trying to barter with people the items I collect from up north, and generally just trying to be a goodguy helping out the fellow traveler. WELL NO FUCKING MORE! I'm sick and tired of dimwitted, unimaginative douchebag fucktards who's only joy in this game is to murder everything/one that isn't them. I saw a lone traveller in Zelenogorsk just a few minutes ago and was hoping to trade some items as I had loads of medical supplies. I call out "ahoy traveler!" and I get shot in the back from his buddy. Im now unconsious. I say Im a friendly just looking to do some bartering and they reply "well we arent." This isn't the first time. I've been murdered in cold blood countless times because I try to be nice and helpful and trusting. I was obviously naive. I'm joining the darkside and I will now murder every single mother fucker I come across with extreme fucking prejudice. I tried hard and long to be a goodguy and it just isn't fucking worth it.

You're welcome.

oNE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST MOVIES EVER!

tHIS THREAD SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN SOME ATTENTION. i'VE HAD A FEW DRINKS TONIGHT AND LET MY EMOTIONS GET THE BETTER OF ME. oops caps lock.... anyway, I wont always be a KOS'er but Im certainly not going out of my way to be nice and trusting any more. Still no more mr nice guy, but Im not a psychopath. But I wont hesitate to kill any motherfucker that doesnt like clowns. lol (Devils rejects reference)

lol reported. You could have called me an asshole but instead you chose to be a biggot douche. PS spelling and grammar are your friends! :D

And on a side note, total pet peeve here, Why the hell does NO one change their damn name from their Windows name? All servers are filled with Toms, Dicks (pun not intended), and Harrys.

Yeah, because WoW is the only game ever to ban people for cheating.

Did you desynch because when the door opened he very well could have ran out. You would/may not have seen that happen if you desynched from the server.

It would be nice to get a BIT of variety when you spawn. Like spawning shouldnt be limited to the east coast. I would Love to be fresh spawned in the middle of the woods somewhere or on a mountain instead of the coast. It would get people off the coast and it would make travelling north a bit more unpredictable. As the game is now I know full well that I can go to almost any town inland and find unlooted houses/buildings/bases. With random spawns the entire dynamic of the game would be changed.

I think any kind of automation macro can get your account banned.

Change your name IN GAME at the main menu, not by renaming your computer. At the main menu in game you will see your name in the bottom right hand corner. That is simply a text field. Click, delete and change there.

I can help if you still need/want help. Message me your steam name and I can come find you. I have a few morphines on me as well as saline.

OK so I've been trying to wrap my head around how a rotten piece of fruit can be pristine. My suggestion is to not have fresh or rotten fruit and just have fruit from ruined to pristine and assume that ruined or badly damaged means its rotten. It makes ZERO sense to have condition on rotten fruit.

There's a yellow house that has nothing in it at all. No loot, no furniture, no anything at all. I've seen it in a couple of towns but thats it and it always starts with the doors open by default.