pants!

Couple it up to a Virtuix Omni and you can get fit / die from exhaustion in real life!

You must be using the Linux of ten years ago. I can pretty much plug anything I need into a Linux machine today and no searching around for drivers; it Just Works™. Conversely, I'm having all sorts of problems getting working drivers for some of my hardware with the latest versions of Windows. Just today, my arguably still excellent EMU10K1 sound card worked on Linux just by inserting it in the system. On Windows there is no longer an official driver and the third party stuff seems nearly unworkable. With all my Valve games and business apps now running natively on Linux, my last remaining reason to run Windows is DayZ. Valve have been offering assistance and incentives to port for the Steam Box platform so I have to wonder if this has been offered to Bohemia.

There are some pretty extensive road networks up to the North (near the main North railway station). I suspect they are intended to go round buildings which haven't been added yet.

When it begins raining in SA, certain items will give you protection against hypothermia effects etc.

What more could a man want for Christmas? Woman runs up to you.... Offers you many gifts.... Removes her clothes.... ....sounds like a guy. ...erm.

You could also go out to the coast and provide cover for the new spawns. Quite good fun rounding up bandits. :)

Don't give him the beans yet... Meet up in game and see if he just takes them off you at gun point ;)

I tried dual-wielding suppressors and I swear I caught somebody laughing at me.

You ate the pips?? You should never eat the pips!

It's a magazine not a magazin. :P

A Linux port would be rather useful so we can play on a SteamBox. Not much reason to run Windows after that.

I'm still trying. "I'll be out in a minute guys........."

I think we should find a nice big coniferous pine and stick you on the top of it :p

I sort of get where you're coming from but the Mosin-Nagant is very much a military rifle.

How about if I was straining on the can... Would you wait or 'aim to miss' first to see if that hurried my constipation along?

Your purchase of the Early Access Alpha will give you access to the full game.

I've been on the other end. Almost completely wasted but unable to finish myself off, hoping somebody would come by and do it for me. ;-)

The PU doesn't zoom http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PU_scope Check your key bindings in the game options to find out what (if any) your optics keys are.

One Train in DayZ Standalone Sadly not enterable or operable (yet?) although you can get in some of the cars, I think I even found loot in one.

I feel thirsty.

How many steaks could you get from one? :p

"Lets go up this ladder".

A guy tried it but collapsed from exhaution / dehydration about 2km short of NWAF. His last words were "I feel thirsty...."

...or a knife or a fire axe :p