Jono (DayZ)

Hey Box, I've been playing for a while, but would you mind if I joined in with you guys?

If you run far enough you'll cross a border and there's nothing - just a basic ground texture but no grass... are you in that area?

Yep, same here :( Booo!

Axe seems ineffective against players. I've had about 10 swings on one person standing still, gushing blood and they still had time to turn round and shoot me, then start bandaging before I finished them off with a broken leg and bled to death myself.

If we weren't all apparently born with osteoporosis, morphine would be much less needed. It really does suck, breaking your leg nowadays. Hospitals are sooo dangerous, and I've not really found any elsewhere, except on dead players.

It's realistic. The UK has no money, so no one could afford any food or drink or decent items. Also the restrictive gun laws means hardly anyone but criminals had access to decent weapons when the infection hit. Also the hospitals have a 3 month respawn timer (waiting list) on any medical supplies on UK servers. I like the realism. It's refreshing.

It's funny how you can't crawl up a little step/stairs with a broken leg, but you can stand upright and climb a ladder with both legs, no problems at all.

Then, if people start shooting at you, play this as loud as you can:

Or this one :) or maybe this: or since you'll be on US servers this would be more suitable: I'd certainly respond favourably to this: I may try to follow you around on your endeavour. I'd happily provide a (terribly ineffective) bodyguard service.

My suggestion was have them disappear when whoever put them up logs off.

I think to summarize: Make them easier to remove, somehow - would solve 99% of the problems they cause.

I think it's too complicated. I had a similar sort of idea - kinda stolen (i'm ashamed to say) from the walking dead. How about having zombies roaming forests, and if they find an animal they'll kill it and start eating it. You could either still gut the animal, but only get half the meat from it that you would normally. OR You could have all the meat, but it'd give you a chance to become infected with something that slowly killed you (like when you starve to death). Antibiotics would cure this infection.

Can the zombies not spawn off the map? Not necessarily right at the map edge where the vegetation stops, but to the north/west of the maps that most people have access to online. If no one's around, no one's going to see them spawning and wail about it. Actually, if they get caught up in a zombie horde spawnfest than it's their own stupid fault for lurking in no man's land :) Perhaps the infection has spread and now loads of zombies are just roaming the country looking for prey.

I was unable to vault over some wire in electro fire station. It made me cry delicious tears, which I ate, myself. I felt a little better then. But then someone shot me and I died. My pillow ate my tears as I cried myself to sleep. Maybe it should only be placeable outside, and then could be used as funnel, to channel zombies into an easy-to-handle line. I don't think zombies would really care about the barbs ripping into their decaying flesh as they scrambled through it to get to your delicious brains (and tears).