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Please let it be a PPSH-41. Please oh please...

Not a gun no. Maybe a little pocket knife, or something to that effect. Nothing too major, but more than nothing.

Ghast, the peasants have learned to internet!

Roleplaying rapists stole my beans.

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see There was something, in everything about you... Baby come back, you can blame it all on me I was wrong, and I just can't live without you.

Your're breaking my heart man.

Ya know this poll probably won't be a proper reflection of how it is, right? Anyway, screw server hoppers, bunch of dolts.

YOLO? No? Fine then, some bullshit about having no limits in games and what not....

Forrelist said it best, go around some empty servers, get the gear you want to test and have at some zombies. Not exactly the quickest method, but certainly better than finding out how accurate and M4 is in the middle of a firefight.

Well, tell him to stop hacking. The odds of battle eye mistakenly banning somebody are like 1 in a billion. Either he hacked, or he downloaded some dicey shit and got his key stolen. Either way, take it up with them, not here.

Agreed, I've been carrying a bayonet around just because I can't picture being in a survival situation without some sort of knife.

Right? Working at imaginary hospitals is so hard. Plus you had 15 girlfriends in 2013 alone. Hard work managing all of that cyber tail.

Well, if you were to make 56,000 a week, that would be 2.5 million dollars a year. Yeah, without any proof, nobody is going to buy that. Defend it all you want, but nobody will belive you.

Well, seeing as how you lied about your job and income, very badly, everything else you have to say is therefore questionable. Considering that posts you've made in other threads show you to be kind of an asshole, nobody is going to take anything you say remotely seriously. Not even a little.

Simple, yet elegant. I like it.

Your probably keeping your fists up in general when putting the axe away. That's why its already up when you pull it back out. It isn't up when you log in as your fists are naturally down. Pressing space cycles between the two states, so you can choose whether to take it out already raised or lowered.

Sporter 22. pew *pause* pew *pause* pew pewpewpewpewpewpewpew pew

This is the problem. How in Lord Buddha's does a different hand guard make a gun, what, 42x more accurate?

Yeah, an M4 shouldn't be able to hit a man sized target at 200 meters and a handgun shouldn't do the same at 30. /sarcasm.

Makes me laugh every time.

Yup, I dragged a crate full of pandas out of a burning building once, then Katy Perry hopped on my junk afterwards. Usual day, you know.

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^^^ Fucking hilarious.

Yeah, and I'm an astronaut playboy millionaire who bangs Jennifer Lawrence on a regular basis. Come on man, its the internet. Nobody is cool here.

Theres a headshot, theres a headshot, theres a headshot.....