banjo (DayZ)

i always play as a black character on night time servers because it helpe me to stay hidden in the shadows, sometimes i play as a chinese character on night server but only if i have a black balaclava

i like to leave extremely vile and offensive notes such as 'you fucking smelly cunt' or 'your mother sniffs old mens bicycle saddles and then holds her breath and strums' or 'you smell like a blend of dustbins, human shit and rotten vaginas' or 'all black people are good athletes and have larger than average penises' and whatnot I once left a note that encouraged the finder to '...do the world a favour and end your useless pathetic life, your existence is of no benefit to anyone, least of all your family who hate you and call you names behind your back like wanker, shitbag, fuckwit, pea brained loser and spastic' and waited for someone to find it and when a player finally came along he ignored the note so i shot him in the leg and forced him crawl back to the note and made him read it.... he logged off soon after and I have never seen him since, perhaps he took it to heart actually topped himself LOL notes are fun i wish i could draw a penis on them though, i did do one once but the penis was made up of strategically placed full stops exclamation marks and capital i's, it looked terrific when i typed it out but once i exited the writing phase and then read the note all the characters had moved position and it no longer resembled a cock and balls, yet another clear indication that this game requires a great deal of work before it's ready for full release.

a nice story that made me smile

Dean Hall made an awesome mod, of that there is no doubt. Original in concept it has spawned an entire genre and within a couple of years we shall have several zombie survival type games to choose from. Now, during the holidays i was working as a kitchen assistant in my local restaurant and something happened there that struck me as relevant, a commis (trainee) chef made a salad, he took a few different elements and using his imagination he created a really tasty and quite possibly unique dining experience. The Chef decided to put it on the specials board and it sold very well indeed to so much acclaim it is now being placed permanently on the main menu along with the trainees name. Now, if i owned this restaurant would i make this trainee my new head chef? on the strength of one great idea that proved popular? Of course not, that would be insane, he knows nothing about running a kitchen, he knows nothing about building and motivating a team, he knows nothing really about food and although he obviously has an imagination and raw talent he is not a leader of men nor does he possess the type of business acumen and experience required to make a kitchen run smoothly and efficiently. Rocket was a junior coder who had a great idea, so great it made it as a mod to great acclaim and eventually his boss decided to add his idea to the companies main catalog, great, but where they have gone terribly wrong was thinking that having one good idea qualifies a person to be able to build a whole new business from the ground up, could it be that Rocket is not properly equipped to take his great idea from a mod to a full game? I put it you that he is the wrong person to head up this project, he lacks the necessary experience and knowledge and as we speak he is busily F**king DayZ up, artists firing out content faster than the coders can plug the ever increasing leaks that constantly spring from the tired and out dated engine, Towns appearing all over the map, i call them towns but actually it seems more like a challenge to see how many different configurations of the same 11 or 12 enterable buildings can be produced before someone states the obvious and asks 'Hey, what about opening up the many unenterable buildings already present?'. It seems to me that DayZ standalone is drifting aimlessly without serious direction or planning, the 'roadmap' has already been discarded and Rocket announced his intention to quit the game months ago, could it be that the wrong man is holding everyone else back? Is his pointless hanging on onlly muddying the waters and stifling other more energetic, passionate and more experienced individuals? what do you think?

i lol'd very nice video and nice song too

dayz taught me that zombies are not subject to the same physical laws as the rest of us and can disperse their atoms on one side of a wall and reassemble them on the other instantly and without losing forward momentum.

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you lost me @ 0:10 when you referred to a black character as a n***** I am black and I find this extremely offensive

i take the viewpoint that all bandits are liars and thieves and if i see one i do everything in my power to kill him heros are sometimes bandits so i am ready to shoot when i see a hero but i try to give them the benefit of doubt survivors are usually bandits who haven't killed enough people to get the bandit skin which makes them twice as desperate and therefore more likely to kill so i shoot survivors dead every time i see them gun or no gun its better to nip the bandit problem in the bud, get them on the beach

I think zombies should be allowed to have children if they want to bt I don't want to see them having sex, maybe make it so they do their mating when the server is empty

I would like to see squirrels solving difficult problems to get at some nuts, players could make a assault course with nuts on the end and wait for squirrels to come along and try and get from a to b and win the nuts but you could have a sniper rifle pointing on the nuts so when the squirrel arrives shoot it and eat it. also crows are meant to be clever, maybe have crows who can take a nut out of a bottle using a piece of wire edit make it so you can train a monkey to steal fruit from players tents

I would like to see cars with special car weapons like a button you push and it puts oil on the road behind you making other cars skid. another one is you push a button and some spikes come out of the wheels for chopping zombie legs or players. also put underground garages to hide the cars maybe put fake grass on the roof to hide them from helicopters

i'd like to see a family of ducks, mum and dad with a few kids walking around the ponds in a train like formation hopping into the water from time to time to cool down from the sun. all birds should fly south for winter though except robins who should stay hidden until Christmas time then they should become visible and maybe land on your vehicle.

m'kay I suppose it's time to try out this ignore list feature. keep shit posting grandpa and good luck with the self loathing

some people cant help themselves. they need to have something/someone to project their unhappiness onto to, it acts as a kind of pressure valve against depression, this guy Raymond is basically using this forum to spend all his negative energy. just be grateful you aren't being consumed by bitterness and anger like this guy, imagine being like that, actually posting about stuff you don't like more than about the things you do like, I feel mildly depressed just thinking about it. OP, again a nice little read, thankyou, keep them coming. :beans: