Spunkey Doodle

Hello, I have been playing dayz mod a lot lately and I was wondering if anyone would like to start a clan with me. My play style is generally as a bandit but I do like to RP. I am open to all sorts of play styles if you have a particular way you would like to roll. I have been playing Dayz since 2013 so I am fairly experienced. Message me or reply to this thread with your playstyle and your name in game. I have skype and the server I generally play on also has a team speak. Looking forward to hearing from the community!

The server I frequent on DayZ has updated to 1.8.5 but I can't seem to find the download for said version of the mod. If someone could link it to me I would appreciate it very much.

A friend of mine just started up an epoch server, so if you are looking for a new server check it out. We have a few people who are regular but it would be nice if we could get more. :D If you are interested check it out: 69.162.114.166:2302 :beans: :emptycan: Thanks for reading :emptycan: :beans:

If anyone needs a vanilla server: 66.150.121.18:2302 / US 1252 . Just not many people on it so I thought I would post here.

Your server has admin base... Really? Do not play on that server, major admin abuse. Admins can move vehicles as they wish and I got banned from it for commenting on the fact that you spawn with a ton of gear.

I need a tent if anyone has one PM your offer. I am willing to haggle. I currently have: - AKM -Bus -M4A3 CCO : 1 mag Also PM if you want to exchange bloodbags. (Trading on official hive, mod only) Offers not involving tent will be considered.

Has anyone successfully modded dayz yet, or more specifically the map. I attempted to mod the map with some of the arma 2 modding tools to no avail. I would like to know how you modded dayz if anyone has succesfully.

It maybe just me but does anyne else find it annoying that you standup/crouch when bandaging. For example, you have just been shot the abdominal area let's say. Are you going to: A. Runaway, dive into a bush standup and bandage or B. Dive to cover (possibly a bush) roll onto your side and start to bandage See my point here bandaging should maintain your stance rather than force you to one position. There could obviosly be some exceptions like crosslegged. An alternative that I think would work nicely is wound sizes require different amounts of bandage and a different animation. It also would be nice to be able to bandage smaller wounds while jogging. If anyone agrees or disagrees let me know why, don't just comment: "Nope"

So many angry noobs complaining that they are dieing and they can't see because of it, LISTEN TO YOURSELF god, just eat and drink it's not that hard to stay at max blood, it took me less than 6 minutes to recover full colour after nearly dieing.

I found one and got a screenshot if anyone is interested: I also found a book on learning Russian. I can't remember exactly what it was called but it had lessons and common phrases.

Wait for the server maintenance to finish....

I'm pretty sure there's a bug where zombies are invisible so that could solve one of your dilemmas. The first scenario you described was honestly probably just lag. Also don't assume a hack is 'fixed' hackers never stop hacking.

Haven't seen any discussion on this yet so I thought I might pry: What is your favorite recording software for standalone and why?

So paycer made a video a year ago by hiding in the trunk of the hatchback on taviana and using a soundboard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZH6TloktZQ Needless to say standalone needs stuff like this that allow for hilarious interactions, or alternative ways of killing or messing with people. Just thought I might share this with everyone cause this video gets me every time! Just a disclaimer I did not create the video nor am I affiliated with the creator in any way.

I understand that but I mean focusing on stuff to make this possible like maybe being able to lock doors inside buildings and say hide in a closet, or set traps to troll players. (Which I assume they will do because it is already in the mod.) Just little things that could have big potential.

I would like to see some predators, such as: Wolves, bears, etc. I would also like to see some randomly spawing details that change every restart. Like maybe a dead preacher in the church, or a out of order firetruck in the fire station, just to change things up every restart.

I'm a bandit who finds satisfaction in low humanity and high kill counters, but somtimes that just isn't enough to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Somtimes I like to make people jump off of buildings or jump into the ocean or even run into a hoard. I would to like to know some creative ways to kill and or rob people in dayz. Feel free to also share stories about your creative kills.

It's to keep people from using the bathroom.

So I'm scrolling through general discussion and most of the posts are people bitching about player interactions not happening and everyone still kills on sight. Now maybe I'm just lucky but every player I have encountered (except for 1 squad of bandits who I met at NWAF) has been friendly or held me up or I held them up. I'm not saying that unique player interaction always happens but if you are smart you can get it to happen atleast 60% of the time by: 1. Not running at people with your weapon drawn. 2. Talking to people in direct chat. 3. Taking charge of the situation (unless you don't have a gun) 4. Complying with your hostage taker's wishes. 5. Waving at players from a distance. 6. Not shooting people. 7. Not being an idiot. No guarantee this will work but I've had pretty good luck so far. And if you wanna shoot on sight go for it but don't expect people to be nice to you when you run out of bullets.

I was running through Elektro having just spawned at Otmel, and all of a sudden a man with a pistol and a M4 jumps out from behind the hospital. (he didn't actually jump, that would be silly, Arma 2 characters can't jump) I yelped in direct chat as he yelled at me. "Get on the ground!" I complied, and he proceeded to handcuff me, my kidnappers name was 'The Law'. "Oink like a piggy." Said The law as he took off my clothes. I didn't oink. (Note that my character was female) First he starting talking about all the perverse things he wanted to do to me and then he harvested my blood for a blood bag. That is when the law took off his pants and climbed on top of me, he tea-bagged and yelled as I struggled to get free of my restraints. When the handcuffs broke I jumped up and yelled "Don't touch me there!!" as I punched him in the face. He yelled and started to flee, I assumed he had no ammo for his pistol. I chased him through Elektro notifying all the survivors around that he was a sex offender. He ran past the fire station and north out of Elektro, I felt victorious. Screenshot

Razer game booster just "optimises" the game, you won't have any issues there. To be honest though razer game booster doesn't do much for dayz in terms of optimization; from my experience anyway.

This is why dean didn't wanna release yet, people like this.

I spawned next to a dock, I imediatly recognized it as Three Valleys. I checked some of the newly enterable buildings finding only an unopened can of beans, which I tryed desperatly to open to no avail. I just wanted to smash the beans on my head to open them. There were multiple flashlights iluminating the highway, I wasn't bothered by them. My mind was set on getting to stary sobor before my iminent starvation due to the fact that my beans were factory sealed. I ran down the dirt road going west with intention of stopping at the castle rog. I got to Rog and the sun was rising so I stood atop Rog, staring at the ever brightening horizon, and that is when the server restarted.

Wrong section fuuuuuuu----

I need a tent if anyone has one and wants a fal, PM me. This is on vanilla public hive I generally play on US 264 I am willing to meet on any official server.