fosty99

This is excellent. I'd join you, but I've got some nice stuff on me at the moment.

You want to be a hero or you want to use a fancy skin?

Haha, I don't care if this is real or not, have my sardines.

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I don't kill on sight, but I'm pretty sure the reason that most people do is because the zombies don't pose a big enough threat and therefor there is no need to team up.

Well that gave me my laughs for the day.

I found myself a big green truck (forgot the name) and went for a drive down the coast. I come across some chap by the name of Rockwell being chased by zombies, and I give him a ride towards the Balota airstrip. We make a detour through the hills after a guy in a Ural overtook us and I suspected him and his mates of setting up an ambush further ahead. Once up in the hills; I ask Rockwell if he wanted a camo suit as I had a spare one. He accepted my offer, then we got out the truck and took it out of the trucks gear menu. But then I notice something.... Rockwell is taking things from my truck. All of a sudden he has my M107 in his hands. I get behind him, tell him to make no sudden movements and drop the rifle. He doesn't respond for about 20 seconds, then he walks backwards and spins around to look at me, just before receiving about 15 rounds to the chest from my M4.

This happened to me far up north at Guba. Some guy shows up in his boat, and I am completely unaware. He panics and shoots me, but then comes back down in his boat so he can pick me up and take me back to my corpse.

Welcome to the wonderful world of online gaming.

What are you basing that statement on?

Judges how good or bad you are. If you kill a bunch of people you will get a bandit skin, if you help a bunch of people you will get a hero skin.

I've set up about 10 tents in Cherno on ANZ1 and I fill them with medical supplies, food, drink and all that good shit. I then let everyone know that they can come along and stock up if they need.

Found my AS50 at a helicopter crash site which was pretty easy to find.

TRPASUK?

Check where you saved it last.

Yep, but you can't aim it, you have to turn the whole chopper.

Beans for you, sir. Yesterday I was wondering how many third person players actually knew about the head bob setting.

"Fuck bitches, acquire beans"

Dressed as Gordon Freeman? I call bullshit.

You told him you had The Holy Dew? You sir, are a fool.

Insurgency with zombies would be pretty cool. Perhaps if certain zombies dropped intel to the location of a special item or vehicle part, just like how in insurgency the enemy drops intel on the location of the weapons cache.

I'm still saving up for a TrackIR 5 :(

I'm using a cheap 2.1 speaker system and I can tell where shots are coming from. What the fuck does a microphone have to do with anything?

Those skins can't use backpacks.

Weeeeeeee Airborne virus?