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Jfiles

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  1. the title+ my dirty mind = Weird thoughts.
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    Baby blue login screen

    does that screen make you, blue? PUN PUN PUN PUN PUN PUN AHAHAHHAHAHAH. Damn i love this
  3. Jfiles

    Time to be a hero

    SO MUCH BREATHING IN THE MIC IN THE INTRO. Nah jk. Good vid. I use that same intro where is says dayz standalone. I use it for my channel. Very nice
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    "My leg hurts... You are dead!"

    one day i shall reach that number. one dya....
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    Vests

    Don't think has been suggested exactly. But either way, is there going to be different types of vest like the press, such as a swat vest, well not exactly a swat vest but one like it, such as a police vest that says POLICE in Russian. But, another quick question, where dafuq is the supressor for the 45. I want to be hitman, with my sodium bicarbonate (injection vial)
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    Lootable Garbage Cans

    This isnt Fallout. Naw Jk good idea. Have to make as many picture jokes as possible, if i get 10 i get $10. im at 4 i think.
  7. Jfiles

    A bad day on DayZ

    would one say, you had a bad DayZ MUAHHAHAHHA PUN PUN PUN PUN. God damn this is better than crack to a crack addict.
  8. Rocket has got more stuff on his plate than a fat kid at Christmas Dinner I looked for the right meme for 5 minutes. SO ENJOY MY GOD DAMN MEME
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    "My leg hurts... You are dead!"

    the guy wasn't really complaining as you said the whole FUK U thing. He was just sharing his experience XD then i realized you weren't getting at that/
  10. Jfiles

    has anyone found raw meat?

    shhhhhhhhhhhhh. there are no animals, shhhhhhhh bunnies are stone shhhhhhhhhhh
  11. Jfiles

    "My leg hurts... You are dead!"

    EDIT NEVER MIND.
  12. Jfiles

    "My leg hurts... You are dead!"

    I guess that leg pain, was, (pun coming) Killing you.
  13. Jfiles

    South coast spawns?

    they were deleted. No more. Nice picture btw. I died laughing when i saw it. Awww what a good movie.
  14. Jfiles

    The strongest zombie ever

    The Chernarus Mafia can take careof these zombies.
  15. Jfiles

    Blunt/Bayonet firearm attacks

    killing people with bayonets is the Chernarus Mafia's favorite thing.
  16. Jfiles

    3D MAP

    No. Only The Chernarus Mafia can supply this, for a price of course. i do this to every post. CHERNARUS MAFIA MOTHA FUCKA
  17. I believe its a server thing. Unless they added that. a bit behind on changelogs.
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    Remember kids, cranes are bad!

    i dont even need to watch the video or read. One of you dies on it. I feel it OR you are just racist to cranes....CRANISM
  19. penises, penises everywhere when it is implemented
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    Doodle Rant #5.5

    I like this guys doodle rants. They make me laugh. But the thing is, he speaks about how the standalone wont be able to recreate what he did, it could when private hives arive. Because people will stay on one server.
  21. Jfiles

    Worst DayZ players I've ever met?

    No. There are worse. I killed 4 fully geared guys with m4's with an axe...they had bullets.
  22. Jfiles

    How to record high quality videos

    One Does Not Simply Record High Quality Videos with a Potato.
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