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God damn I laugh at every post you have

Question for you, do posts against rules get deleted, or sent to the graveyard?

One does not simply not have irony in a racism post.

Lovely. Everyone understands. Now 4) Offensive Content: Material that is sexually or otherwise obscene, racist, or otherwise overly discriminatory is not permitted on these forums. This includes user pictures. Use common sense. We want to show this website to our mums. There is that for you.

OK. Here we go, to start off with, I can bet you, it will not ONLY be Americans, but other people such as, English people, or just any other country. It is not all Americans. Sure your experiences have been from them, but I am positive, there are plenty of different people that are racist that are not American. And ALSO, I happen to know PLENTY of Racist-Adult americans who play DayZ. Lastly, how exactly do you plan to ban all racist "little kiddies" from playing DayZ. EDIT: You can never stop people from saying what they want in a game. Many games even have a label such as, Experiences may vary while in multiplayer. because people can't control what people say in a game. Period. They may be able to have a "filter" but they can still use voice chat to do so.

One of these guys huh? Not to many of us like people like you here.

Not gonna worry bout zombies. lets play a fucking game of chess.

-Long-neck Lighter- Unconventional Lighters What used to be made for starting fires was strikers. You use these by striking it with a metal piece, or a knife. Lasting longer because of the absence of lighter fluid. -Flint Striker- Miscellaneous Lighters There are also car lighters, usually used to light cigarettes, but can be improvised to start a campfire, with necessary kindling that can be lit easily. -Car Lighter- This topic on lighters can be expanded greatly to include many other ideas. can one finally light people with gasoline poured all over them on fire??!?!?!

I am positive if you leave yourself bleeding, you are going to die.

I believe you can die from bleeding out XD

or does it?

Or does it.......MUHAHAHAHHAHA

Many servers have 2 hour restarts so many do not see night time on servers.....sadly.

Shhh young one. Let the anger flow through body silently. We do not like complaints about little things such as this. 2014 Running Simulator.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

One Does Not Simply Post A Hacker's Video

Ok, So I have had DayZ Standalone for quite some time, but I took a long break, but before that I ran the game rather nicely. Now, When I join a server with a little amount of people, and have less than 30 ping on it I still run at 14 or 15 frames. It makes no sense. I have the recomended requirements for DayZ, I have fiddled with settings, I have changed the priority, all sorts of stuff. But nothing has worked. Please help me.

Thanks, Did a virus scan aswell, I am quite the idiot, got rid of some malware and got myself back to 50 frames!

ARE THERE COOKIES!?!?!?!?!

So thought you mean't a hacker since that is what they were and probably are still called on the mod XD

I believe there was something a while back how Dean isn't actually doing much with the standalone, he went to do another project or something like that. it exploded on Reddit.

Oh no! A generic complaint about a generic complaint, that is a complaint about someone who typing a complaint......COMPLAINTCEPTION!?!??!?!?!?

then Berezino will no longer be a kill zone, it will infact be a bambi hell. But enjoy XD

One thing....my first pristine leather jacket. Damn did i love that Sniffles Sniffles*