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Nah. Day one it was crawler zombies. :D

I havn't died in 2 weeks. You won't see me coming.

Somebody who understands!

Only depends if I like your weapon ;)

No. Potato catapult

AHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT

get on your tippy toes.

Hm. I havn't been to the boat in a while.....but now >:)

buy it or dont. If not. GTFO. No need to convince you.

Cause that is what I want. AS50's....

Well. Someone who purchases a server should have restrictions. But to completely tell when to restart and night day clock just wouldn't be desirable. They bought one because they wanted to do what they wanted with those specific things. Seeing as many admins can't have much mobility. They have little things as an owner to tinker with. (times, restarts etc)

I have yet to use the AKM or see anyone have it. So, the PSO1 scope id have to look up quickly. But, I dont like the M4. seems to overused to be in a zombie apocalypse. But, Pre-Alpha. Which means I presume not even close to all guns are even designed or coded in the game yet.

(Mobster Voice) I fucking love throwing little bambi's dont a god damned whole ( Or Joe Pesci's voice, cause, he is the best gangster ever.EVER.)

NO. YOU DIRTY DIRTY WHORE! No, I am just kidding I havn't had an AKM yet. Have got most of the stuff to fish...

May I recommend that you right click on DayZ on steam, find verify the cache and that may replace a few files that you are missing resulting in your kick. If not. No bloody idea.

Fuck all with that shite. Bought it, played it, done with it. Going for Enemy Front (Fuck that aswell) but might aswell finish it. The forest (Got to have atleast 20 hours) and lastly I am awaiting the new Sniper Elite....Let the beginning of waiting in the woods for a new game....begin. Also excited aswell for that new engine infusion coming along.

Got no fucking idea mate. Havn't even played Experimental to find it. Been to busy with some new games. Useless reply obviously but, got to get to 666 posts. Might stop there. but, as i was saying. Heard that is a great fucking weapon that.

I will kill you....

The mod takes patience. but the mod (in my opinion) is 10x better. No, not because its not in alpha and all that other bullshit, but because it is expandable. Mods for new guns, cars, activities. Such as base building in Epoch. You may not have as detailed customization but it has more depth. I personally have logged over 4300 hours in mod (6 hours a day for 2 years, yes I have no life) But only 221 in the standalone. I just can't get into the standalone, now excuse this, but people are so fucking stupid there. And granted they are in the mod, but it is worse. You have glitchers and just more hackers. Ever since standalone came out, I have seen 1 hacker.....1. And i play on 5 different VERY populated servers. But please, give the mod a chance. Try epoch. Give it time.

We don't use that word here. Please refrain. I understand your anger for those fuckers though

I for some odd reason I read that in Jason Lee's voice....

got my nervous there. THough id have to talk to a lovely key stealer today.

DayZ. Prepare thou's anus. Shoot everyone. Ive been a bandit for a long time. Why? Because of those fucking people.

Yes. Look in the controls. You can change the zoom button on your mouse. Or delete it completely. But ill look later on a get a screenshot where it is at for you.

You made ABSOLUTE sure you have a toolbox....CORRECT?