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Barack Obama

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About Barack Obama

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  1. Barack Obama

    Mods?

    @OP Perhaps you could do a better job of explaining exactly what you're referring to when you say "enhance" and "client-side". By the sounds of it you're asking for hacks...? @Applejaxc and Guppy Those are "server-side" mods not "client-side" - which is why OP makes me suspicious in his request for a "client-side" mod...
  2. I like the part where he says "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
  3. Barack Obama

    So Rocket is jumping ship? How... expected.

    That's the reply I was looking for. xDDD
  4. Barack Obama

    So Rocket is jumping ship? How... expected.

    Did I make a single complaint about the bugs? Where did you read this?
  5. Barack Obama

    So Rocket is jumping ship? How... expected.

    It's alpha doe...
  6. Barack Obama

    So Rocket is jumping ship? How... expected.

    I use to check the DayZ progress faithfully every day or two up until a year ago when they banned my other account from the forums. So yeah, only just read about this shit. LOL.
  7. So basically you convinced everyone to buy a fundamentally flawed game, take our money, then fuck off. Well played, Rocket. Well played. EDIT: Hopefully I get some good fanboy replies before a badmin locks this thread. *fingers crossed*
  8. Barack Obama

    Kicking for Glitching?

    fartnipple
  9. Barack Obama

    Kicking for Glitching?

    Your evidence is inconclusive since you censored part of the conversation.
  10. Barack Obama

    Option to perform CPR

    CPR can restart someone's heart in the event of a heart attack. However, the chance of survival is <10% compared to an AED which statistically has a 40% success rate. I have my level C CPR/AED training.
  11. Barack Obama

    Option to perform CPR

    >sees someone unconcious >begins CPR on them >has heart attack
  12. Barack Obama

    DayZ mod's survivor clothing

    >finds old school survivor clothes >has heart attack
  13. Barack Obama

    Random Leg Breaks?

    >breaks leg >has heart attack
  14. Barack Obama

    Did you really put in heart attacks?

    I can imagine it now: >sees zombie >has heart attack >encounters another player >has heart attack >eats can of beans >has heart attack >hears a gunshot >has heart attack /DayZ
  15. Barack Obama

    Did you really put in heart attacks?

    Can you please provide a source to this? Also, if heart attacks does get implemented, the probability of occurrence should be like 0.000001% every 12 hours. If not, I suspect lots of rage in the near future.
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