Nipernaadi

Salutations Hy, my name is rob (the zombie, as i was called), I am looking for a new clan, because i got kicked from tmw like a drunk hooker(if you have time read below...), So... i'm looking for a scavanging/vehicle hunt/etc/anythingrealy/imlonely clan. As long as it is not a full on bandit clan, i have not played as a bandit, and will not do so, as it brings a hellofa headace for me and others. (im bored) [so... the reason i got kicked from tmw was i was having fun, by duping... I did'nt know it was that wrong(i readed from a tmw joining rule page here somewhere that duping was allowed to some extent buut...) Anyways, me and my friend were chillin, laughing around a camp fire, laughing about how kichi is gonna fuck us both tomorrow, duping, saying: It would be a shame if i ACCIDENTALLY but some nv in my bag and logged out with my pistol out, The next day the butthurt began, kichi invited me to his office, all official and shit(i didn't understand the extend of the ban then), told my end of the story, that i was the evildoer in this, who dragged good guy cannon in to this. Then he said : "Have a good life", i was like: "Dude, im still gonna hang around the teamspeak, what are you talkin ab...", BAM!!!!!! permabanned from everywhere tmw related... (send your rule page up front so i can avoid dis shit from happening) Also, fucking unicorn banana bread cupcakes man...]

Btw, im a retard and everything and dont know how to close a topic and shit, I have found a clan.

Eh... fine, i'l give you some answers. im too lazy and stupid to start quoting so i'l do it the old fashioned way "In our rules it never says it is allowed to dupe. It actually says the complete opposite" My brain is like more shittier thatn er... shit, so i tend to forget/mess up alot, unfortunately i only scrolled through the rules once, and went from there, that was my fault and nobody elses, i get that. "Yeah, let's not put it like that, shall we? Having 40 Antibiotics and the same amount of NVG's. I wouldn't really call it accidentally at this point. And I've taken a look into this and as you've been playing with us and I personally trained and thought you were a nice guy it wasn't an easy decision." 40 nvg-s, not realy, i know you are the server master and all, but by my hands there was only tuped the ammount i had on me, and whatever random junk i had in my backbag(I know how this seems, i can't remember exactly what was already in my backbag), second, the 50 antybiotics were brought from 1.7.6.1, because it has shitloads of more loot drops(I stopped visiting it after a whyle, too easy) In all seriousness, we were around the campfire, laughing our arses off, that's all + the duping ofcource "I have made clear, that I WILL ban you for what you've been doing and you admitted to it. We have even been talking about that and that you might be able to come back once the Standalone hits. But if you want to put it like this. Alright, that's not going to happen, then." Awh, sweetheart, dont be like that, as i told you, i tend to misunderstand a lot, and i dont mean to diss on your clan, exelent cause and anything(bootkisser detected), but the point of that sentence is, that i didn't understand(because my brain is.... well.... what brain...), the extent of the ban, i only thought that i'd be kicked from the server... "It's a frontpageannouncement and it still is. If you want to check out, do so. It was released as a frontpageannouncement BEFORE you duped. There's no possible way you couldn't have seen it considering you were a member on our forums and on TS every day." Yeah, i told this a million times and i will say it again: "I fucked the fuck up" "I've tried my best to be nice to you and explain what's going on. I don't have hard feelings, but if you want to put it like this you've expired your ticket as a way back into our community. One last thing for you:" Thats sweet of you, + dealing with it aint that easy, and i dont think this as a way back into the clan, i only want to find guys to play with... Nice life indeed Rob ♥ (Oh yeah, (+372)56336284, knock yourself out Marijke)

Sounds awesome, a clan i wont be kicked out of in like 3 minutes, i'l check it out

Pipes - nah, did that yesterday, drunk - yeah, Just looking for a clan to play with

Nobody wants me? dang...

I wrote this after 1500 km road trip, give me a break

If i had a snarling zombie behind me, i'd even try to beat the living crap out of it with toilet paper... The idea is not a full on manly brawl(wich could be cool), but just kick the zombies away etc.

I can hook you up with a DMR and some antibiotics, check out my shop: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/142600-rob-the-zombies-shop-of-many-wonders/

Cycling * So basically, if a player hits a number of average survival days, he'l be awarded the survivalist skin or whatever... Its realy about the average, because 0 days survived can realy bring your average down... I would suggest 100 days or so...

Would be fucking epic, if they would recreate the whole area of chernobyl, the dead-zone...

Booze runs plz.

I was thinking about that earlier, radios basically, fixed to most of the cars, and you can find a walkie-talkie somewhere, but also... if you forget to turn it off, everyone near can hear your conversation etc.

Or maybe an ingame item, like you learn to use the axe more efficiently(idc, just offering), or the food meter will deterioate slower because you are used to hunger

Dont you like a challange? Besides, by that time you will have a ghillie and what does the skin matter then...

Lol, nothing serious, i see that as date - rape situation:p

Well... Me and my friend were in a private hive, worked our way to full gear(pretty populated server), found a tent, went to stash stuff, when suddenly a guy just randomly appeared behind us(yes randomly, we checked for tailers pretty good), there he is, just as suprized as we, and then just lets off a shotgun shot, killing us both without the chanche to fire back... gg ghillies...

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Sup I'm rob(the zombie), not the real one ofc. I basically do trading at my trading post and loot loot loot, looking also forward to joining tmw

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+1 Freeside

+1 Freeside(Dave), swell guy, fast trade, also gave me a ride

Hi As i am fairly new to this, i would like to find myself a good clan(it gets boring after awhyle out there). I have played for a week, watched some guides and know generally how the game works. Playing the vanilla version, and whenever it's updated (1.7.7.1), But can be convinced for other versions too :P Speak fluent english, and very little russian, mother tonque Estonian Internet connection fairly good, so unless my service provider doesent fuck up, i will be available Pc not a toaster... Age 16 Like metal and everything where there's somebody torturing a guitar Also puppies... i'l stop now...