Statik (DayZ)

Awesome video.

Fixed:

Can we just ban this twat already?

I have never heard of you, and do you honestly think impersonating admins is something to be proud of?

Jesus Christ. Inception. did not disappoint. Best post 2013? EDIT: You also spelt Narwhal wrong.

Nope, only players.

Their name is nice... Vill-ay-er Rolls off my tongue nicely

I got shot once. Lost my fuckin' Winny.

I personally hate the idea. I play DayZ to hang out with friends, and have a good time. Not play for 100% realism bullshit.

Neat idea, except I don't like the AI part, they have no part in DayZ. And since when do people fast rope onto a heli

I used to play here, great server. +1 from me -1000 from me cause my pack nuked my DMR there

I wasn't offended until you spelt my goddamned name with a C

I fail to see how this stops server nukes..

Admin abuse! He clearly says he only makes WarZ cheats! The wonder of IP bans these days.

Completely unrelated to the OPs request. The frankie ...situation?... has been discussed many o' times here.

I believe rocket stated some time back, that initially all servers are going to be dedicated and hosted by them, as they want to limit and control admin powers, abuse, etc. In the future I presume they will release it to the public to host, but I believe for the time being, it won't be available to us common folk.

But in that 20 minutes it takes them to ban us, somebody is going to get a hurt reeeeeeal bad... Not gonna say who, but somebody.

Who are we? We are a DayZ team that specializes in one thing, destruction (primarily explosions). We know the ins and outs to base destruction, base infiltration, vehicle destruction, and emotional breaking points. We consider ourselves heroes, who wipe Chernarus clean of anything that resembles the following: - Bases that house and/or assist large clans operating through Chernarus - Ugly Bases - Poorly placed bases - Any and all vehicles - Any and all whom oppose us or are not in current communication with us. Can I hire the Cleanup Crew? Of course! The Cleanup Crew is highly specialized in infiltrating any base, no matter how impenetrable it may seem, and destroying it from the inside out. We don't have any set prices, as cost differs for every job. We also don't have a specific currency, however we would be willing to deal in the following: - Gold - High grade weaponry - High grade vehicles (land and air) [ammo for these is also welcome] - Explosives We will also discuss how the payments will be made, and at what time they will be made. We might be willing to trade for other things, but that will have to be discussed between us, and our current client. Conditions: We have the right to do any of the following: - Refuse any job for any reason - Halt any job in progress for any reason (any payments will be refunded in full -except for any used payment-) {any new conditions will be added} Our Playstyle? Don't get us wrong, we are no hero's. We will kill any whom get in our way (on jobs and off). How can I become apart of the Cleanup Crew? You don't. There are no exceptions. However, we will take known friends and associates with us on "ride alongs" at our own discretion. How do I contact the Cleanup Crew? You may contact any of the following people about jobs: - Statik (myself) - Baker - Prime You would have the most luck contacting one of us (I would probably be your best bet) through Musty Gaming's PM system. If possible include all three of us in the PM, and any major persons from your party. Leave any and all unnecessary people out of the PM. Note: We will require specific details about the job (i.e. no "Blow up "____'s" base). We need specific details of the following: - Exact location - Rough size (I'm not talking about sq ft here, just a basic idea) - Who owns it (Clan name, or an list of as many names as you can compile). While not needed for all jobs, it would be much appreciated (and most likely required for larger jobs) to have screenshots of the base. They don't need to be extreme quality, nor do they need to be extremely close. But screenshots that give us an actual visual of the base would be very much appreciated. Any extra details would also be much appreciated. We will destroy anyone's base (except for a select few), and will work for anyone (under our conditions). And please remember, any attempt at funny business (setups, mindgames, pranks, and general tom foolery) will result in the following: - An ass kicking so hard, you will cough up your colon - The fiery explosion of anything you ever have, and ever will love. - Forever be exempt from our services in other words, I would love too.

Oopsy daisy

Someone with your name is registered to a website known for distributing DayZ hacks... So.....

I've been a member for longer than you. Does that mean I can tell you to stop getting to bent out of shape over such a bullshit detail? You've been a member for over a year, and I'm sure that hasn't caused you any problems. You email cannot be hacked by anyone just because they can see it [which they can't in your case]. Nobody knew you even existed until you made a huge deal. If you really want your account deleted, contact a moderator, or staff member instead of making a large post. I would recommend you now log out, and never return as that is the equivalent to your account being deleted.

Let's not revive a thread from a year and a half ago, mkay?

How much of an issue would more 3D grass really be? Isn't everything suppose to be server side in SA? Rather than armas current client side.

That was so nicely written, you got my beans. Well done.

No. Tutorials ruin yhe "holy shit whatthefuck do I do" feel. We don't want players to know how things work. That's one of the things that makes DayZ such a gem.