Statik (DayZ)

Judging from this photo, I'm never getting in a car with a German. If the car looks like it's burnt out, and he's wearing a motorcycle helmet, my red flags are popping like a motherfucker.

I have to agree with the OP. You belligerent assholes need to pull your heads out of your dicks and just look at what the OP is saying. Night is dark. That's just fucking stupid, isn't it? It should be bright as a redheads ass cheaks. No loot. That is also fucking stupid. Like this game should be easy, so I can kill people easy, but like not being able to find food in a post apocalyptic scenario is just retarded. inb4lock Did I mean lock as in lock the thread? Or orlock? You decide...

Are you fucking serious? Oh my god. I've passed those up so many times while looking for a can opener. The more you know.

Worded like a king.

Care to propose what DayZ is about then? What it needs? I presume an abundance of loot? I fail to see how making rude remarks and insulting rocket is going to fix anything. You need to eat/drink because your player starts off not in the best health, in any situation of that sort, a human would be energized, breathing fast, using up valuable bodily fluids. Not to mention, this is suppose to be in the roll of a random civilian, not a PT God like the mod. Also, whilst the forest might not resemble it, you're running through a fucking forest. Bush waking. If you've ever tried to run through a forest in real life, it's much more difficult then one might think. It's all where you look. I addressed many points. Let me rephrase, in a situation of this type, people are going to get the first grabs at good loot before you (for the most part). It's just the luck of the draw. There are so many enter-able buildings. If you can't find a drink or a canteen you need to look harder, it's really not that hard. Also, drinking isn't the key to unlimited run. As far as I'm concerned, if you keep running, and running, water won't stop you from passing out.

There are very few day servers up for some reason. I'm sure it will be sorted out soon. After all, this is the first day of release on an ALPHA game... Just relax, calm those titties, and embrace the night.

I haven't seen any junk loot whatsoever. Everything I have found has been of some use.

When you tried to tab back in, how long did you wait?

You didn't buy DayZ when you bought ArmA. You bought ArmA, a completely different game. DayZ Mod was purely a mod for the game. DayZ Standalone is a standalone game (a.k.a not supported by ArmA). Therefor you will need to purchase the Standalone game if you wish to play.

I'm absolutely amazed. Everyone was practically begging for Standalone, talking about how they couldn't wait for the challenge, and wanted something extreme. Guess what folks, this is it. The real deal. All I've seen is swarms of topics and posts. Doing what? Complaining because the game is hard. This is what you all wanted. This is the real DayZ experience. It's suppose to be hard. It's not designed to hold your hand and give you what you want. You're going to need to go out and fight for it. Hell earlier after about an hour I had a hatchet, hammer, green taloon pack, spring camo pants, canned food, 3 vitamins, a few water purafication tabs, and a few other assorted things, and I felt like the fucking king. If you're going to moan about how difficult it is, and how your work schedule interferes with playtime so they should change the game to suit you, and how you can't find a gun, etc, maybe you should go test the new Epoch update.

I was on a server that had been up for multiple hours, and it was extremely fun. If you're going to bitch and moan because you can't get all the good loot, then maybe standalone isn't for you? In reality, you aren't always going to get first dibs on all the phat lootz. You're going to have to scrounge for it. I got a few hours in tonight (on a server that had been up for a long time) and in that time I found lots of great loot. You just have to spend the time to look, and work for it. Something most mod users aren't accustomed too.

Horribly inaccurate answer. The correct answer is you wallow in your characters pain until you manage to come across a glorious, scrumptious piece of rotten fruit, or the lovely embrace of a muddy pond. You then proceed to quench your thirst, and top up your hunger, before you become ill and crawl into a hole and die. Next you think about how fucking fun that was, and you do it all over again.

1. Try Common Keys 2. Mash your keyboard, and narrow it down from there 3. Look at key bindings 4. If all else fails, consult the forums.

Yes.

Loot spawns at server reset. That's it. You need to spread across the map, scrounging for what you need to survive. No more hitting up Cherno and being loaded to the teeth with food and drink. Good job Rocket, stick to your guns. Less loot is what DayZ needs.

I was sitting in a desk fiddling with my dick (figuratively) when my friend walked up and said "You pumped that GayZ is out"? Disbelieving him, I looked on the Steam store, and sure enough... How'd you fellas find out about this sneaky release?

All games feel different. If you've tweaked the settings best you can, it probably just will take some getting used to.

:emptycan: Please refer to your last thread for me defining pathetic. this is not how banditry is suppose to be committed.

No tutorials. It's that much more fun when you go in knowing as much as a Texan in a snowstorm. They can easily remove the issue of people asking questions over side,by removing side!

I know Musty, I don't have SA. I know people who aren't Musty and have SA. You argument has officially fallen through.

1. Nothing can be done. This is a private hive. 2. Your player ID is a number, not a name. Sorry, but nothing can be done here.

If this could be implemented, but have it set up so it's not clunky and easily accessible, I'm 100% for it. One of the best suggestions this forum has seen in a while. :beans: :beans:

Craftable canvases would be amazing.

That person was fuckin' something up. Those will run FINE.

So let me get this straight. You pretend to be medics, lure him into Teamspeak, shoot him the second you meet him, call him a retarded loser and ban him from Teamspeak? pa·thet·icpəˈTHetik/adjectiveadjective: pathetic1.arousing pity, esp. through vulnerability or sadness.