Statik (DayZ)

You need to find a magazine, and load the loose rounds into the mag.

While I like this in a way, it doesn't make a lot of sense... Why on earth would there not be guns at a military base in Russia...?

Did you try verifying the integrity of your game cache?

I don't know what the burlap sack is used for. To prevent retarded trolls, your character will eventually break free. So it's best to tell them if they try to break free (wiggling) you will feed them 10 led bullets. Works every time.

I want to learn to tickle the bellies of fish, then grab them with my bare hands. Add that shit.

I like it except for object decay.

Verify integrity of game cache on steam.

I hear drinking disinfectant instaheals you... Really not sure either, I've only touched on the basics of the medical system.

It's a prealpha game. Its hardly optimized, just wait.. And how it 35fps unplayable..?

I'm sorry, but that commentary is just pathetically hilarious.

It was in the mod. But looked different and wasn't enterable.

Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking to Cher-er-no! Really dude, just deal with it. It's and alpha, you won't be seeing vehicles for a while. Just run.

In reality his won't work. Vibrations + heat. The flashlight will fall of in no time.

I have lots of posts, so I must be important, and I approve of this guide!

Some back story, a friend and I were looting a military base, and I stepped into a set of barracks, and a guy was standing in the hallway, he saw me as I recognized it wasn't my friend, he darted off in the nearest room (didn't have his M4 out) and combat logged RIGHT infront of me (funny shit I must say, the way he scrambled off). Anyways, we continued looting, and about 10 minutes later, me and my buddy were tucked away in a corner, waiting for a friend to come back, when he stepped out to get a new stock for his M4 that he remembered was in the barracks. The second he stepped out, he was met with a hail of bullets and died. This is what happened. Upon farther examination, the guy who killed me, EXACTLY fits the description of the combat logger. It seems he combat logged, waited for his buddy, and they came back to kill us. Classic, and pathetic. Anyways, this was the first life I have taken, and my death was not in vain. Enjoy. (It's short cause I hit the record key right after my buddy died.) EDIT: I know I messed up. I has 1 10/10 mag, and one 5/10 mag. I wanted to get in my double mag (30/30 x2) or 40/40 before he had time to react, so I could storm him and fill him with holes. I guess I hugged the wall too tight, my barrel stuck around the corner, and he knew right where I was, and got me when I was putting in a larger mag. He proceeded to take anything of use, and log off the server before my 2 nearby friends could get him.

AAAALRIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT. UNTIL THE MORN MOTHERFUCKERS. :thumbsup:

You know it.

Mm. Yes. I would love to throw a teamate on my back and run to cover screaming "I GOT THE TEAM ON MY BACK, I GOT THE TEAM ON MY BACK."

So the concept your proposing is DayZ veterans stop playing the game? Also, how dare you compare Epoch to SA? SA is comprised of what DayZ is about. Epoch -while cool- is completely against the essence of DayZ.

Don't get attached to your gear. Go rob some people, to help some people. Control your destiny. Shove some saline water up some peoples asses. Handcuff people and strip them of their very clothes. THIS IS YOUR FUCKING STORY OKAY? NOW GO WRITE SOME SHIT.

No I'm not. That would have no use in a post apocalyptic situation. gold and jewels won't keep you alive.

That is what this game is about. Complete badass.

Oh yeah. I found painkillers once, didn't know when to use them, had a sense of impending doom, so I ate a few looking for a cheap high. Good thing too, I got shot about 20 minutes later.

Just look at where the server is based. West US servers are run on MST, or something close to there, etc. But yes, time zone (GMT - X) would be nice