Gaidoon

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I once found an RPG in balota and blew up cherno supermarket and hospital after asking in the server and all 50 people said it was a legit spawn.

Wow nice thread I'm surprised it was wasting away I like this idea except being able to look the death squads.

Hello people i think we need an official troll thread for all around laughs and to make this community lighten up a little in this thread will go all your trolling suggestions and idea's where will mock and parody them.

Pic up for a desired zombie to implement

No they are not I'm not sure if you did hack or not but i know for a fact battle eye can ban you for using a weapon that isn't in the game it checks the logs for stuff that shouldn't be there.

You know this might be all avoidable is they have some servers without battle eye made just for people who want to run script and screw around.

My point wasn't how easy it is but how terrible battle eye is that you can make other people run script and get them banned.

I'm not going to tell you guys how but this game is really easy to script and hack i know a script that can force other people to run a script and get banned it can work for everyone in a server so ya i think global bans are retarded. Btw all scripts are detected but that doesn't mean they don't work or stop swarms of new people from trying everyday.

I have been thinking what doe's anyone think about zombies spawning near you if you start a firefight so it gives the impression the horde is never ending and you will need to make a hasty retreat?

Hello i came here to pitch a new idea that we improve the destruction and a few other mechanics. I think first we need to make it so we can get RPGs easier and destroy every building it gets tiring rarely finding an RPG which i have only found once in cherno and the only use i could find for it was blowing up the supermarket and hospital. Second I think we need a building mechanic since we can do so in the editor it isn't a stretch to do so in game and make a small hideout in the wilderness where you can stash your hard earned loot since in the next patch vehicles will degrade overtime. third I think there needs to be faction that will let you join a group of fellow players and build a clan HQ promoting group game play and deterring Lone wolf game play. This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion. IMPORTANT This is a serious thread not a troll thread and anyone starting trouble will be reported.

Edited The Family mechanic idea has been removed.

No proof he's hacking and who cares anyway you overreact.

Yes

I think a lot of people will love it.

Why not more conversion options then?

Matches for fires=check Knife to gut animals=check canteen to fill at water=check friendly boar to satisfy your sex anxiety meter=CHECKMATE WTF this forum kills me daily!! Lol This thread brings me laughs

Server USTX 89 Name Evan Hello i was playing on USTX 89 earlier and it was getting hacked all day so i was playing when some guy named evans started bombing cherno and 5 mins later i got banned please unban me this is the only server i know with side chat and global.

You can only get banned for using scripts if someone reports you and it shows on the logs they can't detect it like you think they can. Also i would look over those logs before you judge someone.

OK I'm sure you have heard A lot of similar idea's but i recommending a family mechanic in game. Here's how it works you can chose to marry another player in game or simply have sex with them or you can chose the censure feature with simply is a family friendly feature with blacks the screen out for you while the other partner takes care of their business. The next step would be you would have a toddler AI follow you around and you must give them some of your food for them to survive. As they grow they will eventually become say a soldier AI and help you out give you supplies and such. This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion. IMPORTANT No Homophobic comments this is strictly between a man and woman and i will report any trolls i see making such comments i expect serious and well thought responses.

Okay stop all the trolling you people ruined callaghans thread i don't want mine closed.