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Everything posted by tickle_me_jesus
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**Awesome Server Host**New Timchanging feature & Pre-whitelisted | VILAYER
tickle_me_jesus replied to [email protected]'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Guys, anyone else with vilayer getting the following message in RCon (I use Arma2 RCon) - Failed to receive from BE Master - Could not connect to BE Master - Update attempt failed Just wondering if this is an issue on Vilayer side or BE side. Also, having tons of problems last week with the server and as I can read here so have some of you; - ACP not reachable / shows status unknown - continuing desync issues on the server (broken red chainlink almost every other minute) - Huge, HUGE, lag yesterday; I was pinging >300 to my own server, that is supposed to be location routed to Amsterdam?! Had to change maxping in Rcon a few times as it was kicking virtually everyone as anyone on the server got pings > 200 -
Hacker spotted, FI3 (SCREENSHOT PROOF)
tickle_me_jesus replied to kitta's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Pretty sure soldier camo (as seen in picture) is a hacked-in item and not part of DayZ. Only Ghillies and Camo. -
dick replies...come on. That dude writes d-sync. I am sorry but i dont get it why you should write d-sync instead of desync; same amount of keystrokes. So if your gonna write like a retard you deserve a retarded answer
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Hacker spotted, FI3 (SCREENSHOT PROOF)
tickle_me_jesus replied to kitta's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
I bet you took that FN-FAL :) -
D-Sync
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Wait...why exactly? Just because of the rarity/amount of ammo right? I thought NATO rounds travel faster, more in a straight line, are quiter when used in AS50 and deal way more damage (although both should be a one shot kill)
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Freeside's Daily Cheat Report - ebash, Colton
tickle_me_jesus replied to Publik's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Dude...they are giving you a hard time. Props for keeping it up! -
Wife told me to stop playing and clean bathroom
tickle_me_jesus replied to gammofly's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Dude...why the f did you get married!? foreveralone.jpg -
You see, your stuff is shit but my shit is stuff http://dayzmod.com/f...s-endgame-dayz/
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Can only presume hacking?
tickle_me_jesus replied to [email protected]'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Looks pretty obvious to me. pic = pic + [""]; hacks = hacks + loading of a menu? And http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wuat%5Cscripts Looks like it comes up quite a few time on cheat sites -
True, but I read that whole change on the m1911 / revolver is due to the arma 2 beta patch and didn't have anything to do with DayZ.
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Notorious clan take their first heli ride
tickle_me_jesus replied to UNCROWNED's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
fixed that for you. -
I've murdered 110 people, I'm still alive, and i'm coming for your beans...
tickle_me_jesus replied to Xiroth's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
How about you post the server your at so i can pay you a visit -
Why you shouldn't buy a SERVER
tickle_me_jesus replied to splatterdk's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
You can have my beans. More and more I feel the server admins are left in the dark and not really supported at all. This is kind of wrong in my opinion as the money from these admins provide the actual servers that are needed to support the huge playerbase of this game. -
Get this too. Not that barbed wire seems to be the cause though. I get it on military sites (airfields), everything else seems fine just those specific parts of the map are bad. NW airfield is unpayable for me. Also noticed that it looks to be worse in 3rd person than in 1st.
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**Awesome Server Host**New Timchanging feature & Pre-whitelisted | VILAYER
tickle_me_jesus replied to [email protected]'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Well something must be going on, not just with the ACP. While looking at the server through RCon I see all kinds of errors I never saw before: 'failed to receive update from BE Master' That error comes up a lot. Also hardly any players in the server. Connecting and disconnecting. And to top it all off; my server has the status unknown in the ACP? update: got into the ACP again and am able to update the server to the latest build! -
**Awesome Server Host**New Timchanging feature & Pre-whitelisted | VILAYER
tickle_me_jesus replied to [email protected]'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Anyone else having trouble reaching their ACP? Also, if I do get to login to the ACP it says my server is stopped; although it seems to be running if I check it through Rcon / ingame browser? -
Servers have a different batch of people on them.
tickle_me_jesus replied to Pringle (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Ever since the problem with gamespy earlier this week i too find the ingame server browser to be acting up from time to time. Which BETA patch are you currently running with DayZ? -
I think much comes down to the fact that ARMA2 was developed as such an open game (make / edit / script your own missions)
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^^ 100x this. They are propably troubleshooting, detecting, updating as we speak. Roll out of updated cheats won't take 48 hours I'm affraid
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Cheat Finder (script parser for admins)
tickle_me_jesus replied to disorder's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Ok, opening the file is a b**** (too large). Had a look at it and couldn't find any special dutch characters (Dutch language doens't really have accented letters and such) Anyways, since regularly opening and viewing the file is allready so hard and slow I'm guessing the size of the file might be the problem. -
Cheat Finder (script parser for admins)
tickle_me_jesus replied to disorder's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
OS type and language (XP/english etc) win7 64 ultimate / dutch ram in system 4gb size of log file you tried searching. 1.3 Gb were you running it locally Not sure what you mean, but i downloaded the scripts.log through FTP/file manager in the control panel (Vilayer) and executed the script parser with admin rights or from a restricted account admin account thanks in advance -
Cheat Finder (script parser for admins)
tickle_me_jesus replied to disorder's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
I get the 'failed to load stream' error all the time. Tried it on windows32 and 64 machine; same result. -
No server appearing in Six Launcher?
tickle_me_jesus replied to B Allred's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yup, arma 2oa is down...no servers are available due to maintenance Brace yourselves for a shitstorm on these forums :D -
I can't get on any servers
tickle_me_jesus replied to System 8520's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
This error means the game can't find the needed DayZ files, and generally means your shortcut is not directed to the correct folder. Look here for more information/possible solution http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/36576-latest-beta-patch-v95054-battleeye-update/page__hl__tickle_me_jesus#entry349458