Korsbaek

Shite! 800.000 players...

You are really trying... It's just not working for you :D

I think what he wants is someone to build a PC for him. I too know nothing about building PC's and I've found that it's pretty hard if you don't know anything about it... Which parts fits which and what not. It's dangerous to just buy some parts and hope they fit...

Warm is good later in the game when they implement body heat.

Cupcakes.

DayZ doesn't have a goal. There's only your own goal. If your goal is to kill a lot of players, do that. If your goal is to stay alive, do that.

Wuhuu! Skiddies who can run a program <_<

Bad troll is bad...

Yay! Black and white! For nostalgia!

He didn't combat log? He can't be a noob then...

I'm getting a feeling most people just say no because they think that's what the moderators are going to say... I think it's a pretty good idea. You can actually have several characters. You just need to change your Steam name to get a new one. If you change it back your old one will still be there.

We are not Russian. We are Chernorussian! Chernarus is a place in Czech Republic, which is why there's no vodka around.

I want good players to make it look... A little harder than easy... Moderate? It shouldn't always be easy to survive, but it shouldn't be as hard as your moderate difficulty.

I can't wait to look at the commands list and just see one command... Fire: LEFT MOUSE BUTTON

I am going to remind you that this is an Alpher. Here: This is an Alpher.

I count 22... Console gamers gonna hate :D

You need to deactivate your speakers. This will activate your headset. (Or just do what E47 said)

This should be stickied. Really nicely written without any negative words about those stupid noobs (See what I did there?).

If your scope only points just above the window, your barrel will still be pointing at the wall, like in real life. I hope that was understandable :P Edit: Ninjas everywhere...

You'll get a real surprise if the vid has got 10.000.000 views by tomorrow.

You do know that AMC has copyrighted their Walking Dead theme right?

That is combat logging... We don't need a word for every single action. Not-in-combat-just-another-player-with-a-raised-gun-looking-at-him logging.

You need to eat and drink until it says "My stomach feels completely full". Then, if you rest enough, you will get the healthy symbol.

Wuhuu, combat loggers... This has been discussed before though..

This cannot happen! Some people are infected, they turn into zombies. We are not infected. We do not turn into zombies. The infection we get is not like the infection the zombies has.