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That's because he can't tell you his name if he's dead...

:facepalm: Don't you know how to reload a revolver?` :huh:

Yeah... That was... Eerm.. Special?

Before posting something like this you should always ask yourself, "is it realistic?". In your case the answer would be no.

Where the hell is Kamiwobo?

Okay, you do that in real life with basic tools. I have tried tearing the tire of the rim of a wheel. It's impossible.

So if I have two worn car wheels, I can combine them to make one which is pristine? Tell me, how would you do that in real life?..

Hej. Du skal bare trykke på den knap der hedder Internet når du kigger efter servere. Den står på LAN første gang du spiller af en eller anden latterlig grund.

Okay guys. 80's music is always the answer to these. Especially Queen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2JSUXaY-tw

I'm surprised that no one has responded to the part where he disappeared and reappeared... He was probably hacking, yeah..

5 pairs of pants? Wut?

This has already been confirmed.

Only if you eat very spicy food...

I think the yellow chain means de-sync. There's no way to fix it.

Suggested a couple of days ago. You should try using the search function :)

I haven't met any friendlies yet. Not surprising really...

I can drive like that :D Devs. Do it :D

M4 and FNX uses mags, not clips! It really can't be that hard to understand!

I can't watch it :(

KoS, you really need to stop ignoring people who don't agree with you. It's pretty immature.

This. Is. ALPHA!!! *Sparta kick*

What do you mean? Are there no servers showing up?

You pronounced DayZee wrong.

My guide: Step one: Run. If that didn't work, step two: Shoot. If that didn't work, "you are dead".