Derpius

I am the only one. The rest are imposters.

I get this error as well every time I try to join a game.

I was crawling, my legs were broken. I actually just said fuck it and respawned because I still had 2500 meters to crawl from the original 5000.

I'm still running from Zelenogorsk to Cherno hospital. Dayz is so unkind to me :(.

Daryl jelly that I am lord of the trenches.

<3 uguu~

You always have been baby, you just didn't realize it. Your first task is to save me so I can stop spending hours trying to crawl to Cherno hospital to potentially just get killed by players anyway.

I broke my legs in Zelenogorsk and am having to crawl my way to Cherno. Life is so cruel :(.

You seem like a qt pie Gregory.

Why hasn't anyone thought of this yet? You can eat it as a tasty snack.

Anyone know how to add Dayz to my steam overlay? Can't figure out how and the Dayz Wiki doesn't help.

First off allow me to introduce myself. I am known as Derpius, Lord of the Trenches. Although you all my just call me Derpius. Or even King Derpius, Ruler of the Seven Trenches if you would like. Anywho, right now as we speak im in the process of downloading Arma 2 CO and getting Dayz so I can start some trenchless gaming. Been looking for a good zombie multiplayer game since Resident Evil: Outbreak 1 & 2 and this one might be the one to finally pull my heart back together again. In order for this to be the case, I need friends and people who will love and nurture and cherish me and guide a lost stranger such as myself through this harsh and unforgiving land. So what say you, honorable gentlefolk? Do you accept the challenge Lord Derpius has bestowed upon you all? So yea, need friends to play with to enhance the quality of the game, as with all multiplayer games. Anyone interested in becoming friends and being able to answer questions I may or may not have during my first dozen deaths? Where mah dawgs at?