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I'll post it again since it infuriates so many people, "OH, BAMA" It's from a song about Obama, these lyrics start with "Oh, bama" anyway.. lrn2be cheerful and take a joke for what it is I thought growing up was about learning to accept others for their differences and learning to be an independent mind that is its own authority ARGHHH, HULK SMASH! MUST DESTROY FORUM! ARGHHH, THE ANGER BURNS INSIDE OF ME.

Thou dost feel thirsty in thine mouth.

You have an eye keen on details. I wonder, have you noticed that that there was an error in this statement? Joking, of course. Humans don't make mistakes! Everybody knows that that.

He's a troll who speaks English much better than he wants you to believe. Just pretend with the rest of us that he is successful, or entirely ignore him.

Because Ustor used his mind control abilities on you, thus giving you the false and fixed belief that chronic drunkenness is a bad thing.

Sir, I am mama's son, and I would like to obtain this 'write' of yours. Какая погода? Выпьем, что! With the permission from his excellency, Barack Hussain Oh, Bama, I ask you on this day, the 20th of November, 2013, whether or not you accept the reward for the best DayZ forum troll of 2013. What is your reply? Хотите стакан водки?

Drinking beer yeast can have health benefits if your immune system is already sufficient to deal with the yeast. However, if not, you can end up with having yeast growth in your intestines, where the yeast will release alcohol into your liver directly thus causing "chronic drunkenness". I think you may already be chronically drunk :D

Alpher is a joke about Rocket's pronunciation of the word "alpha", yes? Bean me up, Scotty!

Mate, practically every night throughout probably 2 month, has been "The Night". Maybe, just maybe, it ain't Habbenin™

UGH! Rocket's probably getting boned from behind.

Either your humor is shit or your ability to comprehend a joke is shit. I don't know which is the case.

Two more years! Oh, Bama, how great thou art.

Shh, don't be silly. Of course Rocket would never want it out!

I think the mods are starting to hate me :( http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1qw7q4/truth_or_tossthesalad/

Yes. In fact, this has been happening for the whole month and even back. Quite a strange phenomenon, yes?

We're nowhere even near a potential episode of Habbenin™ Not even NEAR the potentiality.

I promise the world on this day that, if DayZ SA releases, no more masturbation; it's time to finally go find a partner!

Somebody big said something bad and like in society, every mindless sheep jumped on the train with no knowledge of the destination. It's alright, though. I'm a human amongst savages who do not understand good humor. If anything, I am bringing life to this thread from the stale old repetition of cliche comments and obvious information. Oh, Bama, how great thou art!

Hmm, I am having a dejavu feeling. Haven't I seen this page's posts before?

We can indeed. We mustn't expect the SA release, thence the SA shall release!

If there's one lesson I've learned in life then that is as follows: for every good event X that impacts my life positively, there's a proceeding bad event Y that impacts my life negatively. In other words, if my wanting this game to release soon makes me happy, then the game won't release soon but sometime after my idea of soon, probably. This is the secret to life and everything else.

To me all, to you that which remains; and to the rest, nothing. How about that?

Two more years! Oh, Bama, how great thou art.

You should play Killing Floor the game if you want to see proper zombie pathfinding and hit detection/animations, etc.

I bet he gets lots of sex from his wife/gf in compensation