HumanBeing25

I'd rather be back to the server than have the admin be punished in spite the childish behavior from him or her. Don't you get the idea from reading that someone may've taken over the server? That's the first thought I had when I was kicked. The admin and I conversed fine before the kick and didn't show anger at any time.

They've been testing for weeks now, it's just that the major testing hasn't begun yet.

That's not going to happen.

And when you think about that some 14 year old who was lucky to get in before yourself on the launch day, might take your server spot... yea, that's not going to be nice.

It's the 3rd today.

Finish that thought, sir!

Bookmarked now, thanks :) I do infact think Dean has mentioned that the zombies are now fully functional. He mentioned that he was being chased by zombies and he only had his crowbar to defend himself - giving the impression that the new zombies were strong or difficult to kill solo, whereas the zombies in the mod are easy to outrun and escape if you know how. This to me is clear evidence that there's new zombie pathfinding and it's been entirely reworked to a place where they're not buggy or terrible as before.

Yea I saw that video, too, but hopefully it's made a bit farther than the radius in the video. Why's this thread not closed yet? nvm

How does one get to the SteamDB server stats??

Here's some "Can't hold all these DayZ Standalone games" featuring Rocket... I used MS Paint so cut me some slack on the editing

Haha. Reminds me when I went to a bicycle dealer and repairer, and I went originally only to get my tire fixed, but the guy started assaulting me almost and telling me I haven't been keeping my bike in the right condition. I then told him I only wanted the bike tire fixed and he concurred to my request. The next time I came back the idiot had fixed not only my tire, but also the supposedly "broken frame," which ended up with him not wanting to return my bike unless I paid an additional fee - namely more than double of what it cost to get a tire fixed. .. anyway I'm getting offtopic here. Back to IT'S HABBENING

They're more like the men you hire to fix your house while you're on vacation, and 2 weeks later when you're back you find out they haven't even started yet but they want to be paid for sitting about, drinking beer and listening to the radio.

From Ivan Buchta "Climbing up steep Moravian hills. Enjoy the weekend at least as much as I do! :) #TrailCrawling pic.twitter.com/NTHhkGmuQz" (because we have no better news)

Where was I wrong?

But Bohemia Interactive gets the profit, and Rocket just gets paid hourly--maybe THAT'S why he's been so slow?

Trusting Rocket.. yea, I wonder where that leaves? :D He said something along the lines of "uh, oh.. um.. we um.. need a network bubble first.. uh, yeah"

Anyone know the radius of the radio? Will it be able to be used to troll people by camping on a roof and playing bad music?

Would be nice if we could get a short 1 minute clip of the new zombies while we're waiting, and hopefully the zombies work like they do in Killing Floor the game.

I'm back. I've read Rocket's tweet about successful zombies - hopefully now nothing can stall the release much longer.

Boohoo, a guy from the UK called me a tool. What's next, a Chav gonna call me uncivilized?

But then they oughtta tell us. AT LEAST if we were told so we'd not be wasting out time everyday waiting for something when it's not going to come anytime soon.

You're in no place to dictate my being with such an inferior post count. Sorry.

But you know why we haven't reached at least the 2/3 capacity yet? I mean, when you think about it carefully, it can't be so fucking hard to just find random people who fit the requirements, such as people who're located close to the UK or US, Texas servers. Right? All Rocket needs to do is put out a statement asking for people to apply for a quick testing session, and that's that. Capish. Finito. Donedo. Nothing more to do, just a 5 minute of asking random people and he'll in NO time have enough people for testing.

I've been waiting for a very, very long time. I've spend months scrolling through this forum and spend months posting here. Am I prepared? Nyes! But the progress needn't be so slow. I can't fathom what the hell's going on with this slowpoke mode. Are they waiting for something to occur that they themselves cannot speed up? Are they just sitting at their office drinking coke and eating candy while throwing jokes around? Or are they drooling on their office desks? SOMETHING is all I ask for.