HumanBeing25

This best not be trolling ;) I'd still pay for the game if I did get a key..

Please, be trolling :(

.. no. In colleges, for example, it's been the case that people have gotten an STD from sitting at the toilet seat, because the toilet seat had been infected. Do you even know how these things work or do you just comment randomly? This is why you don't share a dildo, or a condom, or any other object used during sexual intercourse - because these things can carry STDs and other nasties.

I want to be able to go to the bathroom in the SA. Just imagine the fun! Sitting on the toilet seat can potentially give you an STD, which not even antibiotics can cure! FUN FUN FUN!

Read this: "24 of 170 users found this helpful " LOL! Anyway, getting offtopic. No more discussing this. Back to potential habbenings.

Lol 7 more negative reviews from users than positive reviews from users. I think people are just hopping on the, "CoD games are just copies of eachother with little to no actual different besides UI" train. I'm not sure what this means for the SA release, though. I'd rather have CoD players not come to DayZ, but on the other hand I don't think these people would even like the SA.

Look at the top seller on Steam - CoD Ghost. This would be the perfect time to release.

Unless Rocket changes his mind and releases the game under something else than Early Access and as a Multiplayer, you can trust the link :D

Here's a link for those who're like myself and want to search for DayZ. Under advanced options you can search for games published by a specific publisher such as BI. http://store.steampowered.com/search/#genre=Early%20Access&category2=1&publisher=Bohemia%20Interactive&sort_order=ASC&page=1 Basically, when DayZ is published to steam, it will show up on that list.

Probably Bohemia Interactive has set a minimum requirement for him to be able to release the game, and he's working to meet those requirements

No. Plz. No. If you want that you should go play a game that offers these idiotic, annoying features. Have you tried playing the Epoch mod where, if you carry Cinder Blocks, you fall about every 5 seconds when you try to move and you can't do anything against it. It's not realistic, it's just an annoying feature.

That's what YOU want us to think so YOU can get a copy of the game first while everybody's left the forums in thinking nothing's habbening. Clever but not over-cleaver. I am two moves infront of your cleverness. Every clever move you make I will be there being cleverererer than you. :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :emptycan:

Somebody's claimed they just bought the DayZ SA off steam on Reddit. Can anyone disconfirm this?

no better moment to post this than now.

And pregnant mothers and women in general! I'd love to fill a woman up with bullet holes who get too "Arghuughh brainnzzzz" loud-mouthed with me.

When a majority of highschoolers around the world go to 9gag in their spare time, that should say enough.

Good Lord of common sense and intelligence: you're a 9gagger!

I'm glad DayZ doesn't look like this. Voxel-based worlds will downgrade anything they're to resemble.

Where did you get the picture from?

It's clearly a bike if you look clearly enough. You can see that the supposed "waist" and up is just a bush behind the bycicle.

"Know that there is no standalone; it is an illusion created by your ungodly desires. So, seek therefore no-desire; for he who is not seeking shall receive all the worlds' goods." - Zen Master Rocket2Guns

I was enjoying a very fun Overwatch server where I was going on my scooter for days. After a day of playing or so the server gets "hacked" or taken over by some script kiddie, and the admin becomes unable to kick this person so the admin shuts down his server for a while. Then, the next day I spot 2 zombies that appear to be talking to eachother (may just be AI - I don't know) and I write this in the chat, and I got instantly kicked by the admin with something along the lines of "fuck off with ur trolling". I didn't care to come back the same day because it's evident that the admin is very young by the way he communicates, and it's hard to predict what a hormone crazed teen will do with so much power, so I waited til today in hopes of the admin having cooled off. Today I came into the server and the admin said nothing to me and seemed to be in a good mood, and I then wrote to the admin, "Admin, do you remember kicking me for allegedly trolling?" To then proceed and tell him I wasn't "trolling" (I really wouldn't care either what this kid was thinking if it hadn't been for the server itself that I liked to play on)--and next thing I receive a permanent ban without having one single word said to me. I am now left confused. I don't know what happened. It's like the admin is autistic or is incapable of understanding human interaction - or maybe it's an edgy kid who runs the server and wants to feel in control because his mommy doesn't allow him to boss around at home. I really just can't understand it, since nothing was said to me besides in the first kick. I guess I won't be (able to) coming back to that server again although it was an enjoyable server besides the underage admin. For the record the server is a part of "RAGE-GAMING" according to the server description. Is anyone familiar with this sort of behavior?

This man speaketh of the glory of the state where Homer is the ruler and where justice is for none but those who seek higher learning and those who leave their primitive and animal-like desires; for the state is the constitution of the people and who shall seek to become greater other than the people themselves? And on this principle the state is made better. You have my wealth but not my heart! The words ring deep in my soul; the very essence of me shivers upon hearing these words. What madman may utter such thought? What glorious thinker may reach such conclusion? Sycopata, the ruler of Rome!

What about them?

This thread is a "what's happening???" thread lol. But it's about moving on and not caring, and I'm good at that :) and let's hope the SA is out soon so we can enjoy that.