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... obviously it would be a client-side only simulation. The server wouldn't need to have any reason to deal with the simulation of "physics".

For the first time since the announcement of the development of the standalone game, I'm careless whether or not it releases tonight--also, my bank account is empty :(

The reason Rocket released this video is to send us the message that the Alpher™ is not ready for release anytime soon. Another month™

Average DayZ Standalone development day for Dean Hall: Meet at work at 2pm. Attempt to make coffee. Notice the absence of coffee in the coffee machine. Accuse entire development team of being lazy slobs who don't refill the coffee machine when they're supposed to. Sigh out loud and then refill it. Take a 30 minute coffee break. Go over yesterday's development progress with dev team. Draw nice sketches on draw board of what "could be" done during the day, for many hours. Fall asleep at dev chair and wake up hours later. Drink more coffee. Write a piece of code to fix a bug. Break the entire game system by implementing that 'fix'. Come up with a new fix for the previous fix. Complain about nothing working as it should. rinse and repeat until nothing is ever done.

XD ura right dude lol we should totally like cut down the amount of text XD cuz my adhd and dyslexic is being problematic and makes me unable to bare through a wall of text No.

Ya'll fogettin' 'bout Jesus Almighty.

Why is Rocket playing with our feelings? Why is he torturing poor, gullible souls?

m8 ur jast sayin dat cuz i mak u lokk like ura wrong not habbenin

Lol m8 you never call sleep in a sub or main thread, in fact you never call sleep at all in proper game development --if that's what "time 20" is supposed to mean. Also, since the client retrives relative info, it'd be more along the lines of a dynamic class being setup, and a part of that class is defined as the server info, hence if(player.isTagged()) anyway m8 im no expert, im just expert if you know what i am saying right now

Please, guys. Don't hype this time without there being any true indicator of Habbening.

Eight bits makes one byte. That's because somebody has locked it temporarily.

I am downloading Planetside 2 as we speak. I repeat, I am downloading Planetside 2 as we speak. Leave noone alive. Over.

Here's signs you should look for if you're curious whether it's Habbening™: 1. People will tell you it's not Habbening™ 2. Rocket and his team will be silent 3. Fewer people are monitoring Steam for DayZ than people are doing it 4. Satan's angels will fall on Earth 5. The second coming of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior 6. War between evil and good on Earth 7. 3 dark nights (do not look out - you will be killed by God's angels) 8. Mass suicide as people fear God's final judgement 9 An un-link-able intense fear that something great is going to happen

Servers and server accessories.

OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod Uhh, nice thread, Rocket! I really like this game. Can't wait till you've fixed all the issues and we all can play happily :lol:

Good goy. First you impress them, then you secude them, and then you cry out to them for help; and they will give you money just to calm you.

I honestly now think that Dean has paid/ordered people to come in here and start the hype train when we least expect it, to prepare us but also to dull our senses so when it DOES release, we won't be there to buy it.

I still see it.. Hmm, are you sure? edit yea it's removed... terrible moderators. People can't take a joke, and I spend lots of time finetuning it to suit the American humor. Oh, well.

If you buy me some Prozac and rent me a house at Hawaii, I'll take your advice and gain a few pounds when I'm at it. It's a win-win situation :D

Went from 1 like to 4+ likes and then back to 0 likes. Oh, well. At least I tried.

Yes-yes, I did.

Guys, do you think Rocket will bide? http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1qekbm/appeal_to_rocket2guns/

I just pulled all my money out of my bank. Why're--WHY are you doing this to me, DayZ Standalone Early Access?

Good Lord! They may've killed him. Check your browser cache and send me the pix if you find it :D

It just so happens that on January to February 2014, I will lose my Internet fully as well as my access to playing computer games in general, as I move to a new location and with a new very low income. If the game isn't out before that, then I'll have been waiting for slightly over a year for a game I can't even get to play. Dean oughta release the game today just for my sake. Oi, mate. DayZ alpher well B releashed oen de 12th of noevamber, 2012 - my Rocket accent sucks.. "It has to be out before the end of this year. It has to."