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Why are you doing thish, shir? Just because John read the receipt wrong to you, you're gonna act like this--is this how you act?

Go back to work, Dean.

Obviously it means a lot because the name they are listed under are the names they'll have in the Steam client, and DayZ SA will be released as early alpha.

It's like when you really hope for the rain to stop so desperately it the rain stops exactly when you've hoped it would and you had no reasons to believe it would stop at the moment it stopped, but it clearly stopped. And when you are joyful about your wish coming true, the rain starts coming back in that exact moment and you're angry and crazy and you don't know where you are and you just wanna go home so you ask your wife Luanne if you can go home but she says you can't so you slap her in her face and tell her to go do her dishes and she does the dishes and you get hungry so you go make yourself some cornflakes with milk but then you realize that it's late at night and it isn't the right time to eat so you go throw the food out but you're still hungry and there's no food in the kitchen and you yell at your wife but your wife can't make food magically appear so you go out to buy some food but when you get to the cash register you realize you don't have any money and so you yell at the lady at the cash register but she can't give you the food without your payment and so you go take a loan at a nearby bank but the bank refuses to give you the money you desire so you punch the person who refused you in the face and forcefully take the money but then the alarm goes off and the police comes and you've got yourself 20 years in prison.

Our destination: disappointment and anger followed by disbelief and remorse.

You asked for it

JESUS 'BOUT TO COME TO EARTH. JESUS 'BOUT TO SAVE YA'LL. YA'LL JUST GET READY, 'AIGHT? 'CAUSE NOW'S THE TIME. JESUS BE COMING HOME TONIGHT. OH LORD, SAVE ME. SAVE ME, LAWD.

Guys, I am drinking some homebrewed apple wine that tastes like crap and looks yellow. If I survive drinking this it means the game will be released within the next 20 days or so. Don't ask questions, just hop on the bandwagon and shut up!

I've been gifted with the ability to see the obvious amongst the obvious. I can tell that you are Mexican simply by looking at your body and where you live--nobody possess those abilities like I do. I can even smell if you are Mexican or Moroccan.

Guys, read this! http://steamdb.info/sub/17511/#section_history STEAM DAYZ EARLY ACCESS CHANGED 6 HOURS AGO! (Caps are necessary!). This app was listed over 6 months ago, and has changed just today!

I peas on you and your food jokes. I went there. You read that. Don't even think about doing that, sir.

Maybe if we post enough useless crap in this thread, time will pass quickly enough for the release to be in a few days. What do you say to that?

What you said is intelligent, it is articulate, and it is logical. And I want you to start living as a gay woman. (Quoting Dr. Phil in case I creep you out.)

Why do you have to win the argument - why do you have to be right? I haven't done nothing, sir.

Game updated THREE HOURS AGO!!! Could this be IT? Could THIS be the final step? Find out in the next episode of, "Dean Gone Bad," where we visit an institute of research and visit with a professor of mathematics who say he may have discovered the future release date of DayZ Standalone by looking at secret codes leftover in the DayZ mod by Dean Hall..

How DARE you speak to me like that? How DARE you!

Sorry, I have Asparagus' syndrome. Now I am talking in vegetables.

That statement is apple-plicable to all situations, sir.

You'd be nuts not to check his Twitter!

Nice F12 skills, amateur!

Nice MS Paint skills, amateur!

I had no idea that there was going to be this many 13-14 year olds in DayZ when I started playing a week or so ago. This is absolutely stunning. Every server I enter has at least 50% of its players as underage. How I know this is from them themselves telling me their age. Some are 16 but most are 13 or 14. And the 13-14 year olds will tend to use words like, "retard," "stfu," "omg," and so on. I even had a 14 year old call me a "retard" because I refused to give the kid my location so he could "pick me up and give me gold" in the Epoch server I play on. I thought, from viewing members of this forum, that most were at least 16 or 18, but most aren't even 16. edit, it feels like I'm playing Garry's Mod all over.

Do Borgs also get raised from the dead when Jesus Christ returns to mankind in a couple of years from now? Don't think so, Mr. BorgLover22.

Have you been saved by Jesus Christ, yet? Do you know that a man died for you approximately 2000 years ago, because he knew you would be a sinner? - that's my point.

It's simple - we kill--uh, I mean, we call the OP insane.