Irish.

THE MTN DEW WAS CURSED! Prized possesion? :huh:

stable.. either will do. Regular is preferred but Ill take anything. :) Color matter?

"NO BEANS! ..sorry, I just dont eat beans anymore.. you understand, right?" :D

LOL.. breaching in SA is the most nerve wracking things to do due to the bugs and delays in the game, not to mention the walls and corners being unreliable in some buildings. But because of all of that its my most fun thing to do.. nothing gets my adrenaline going more in this game than being breached upon or doing it to someone else myself. But honestly.. you don't just shoot at someone, and then run into their building they just holed up in unless you're flat out mental.

Get shot in the arse.. :|

I would highly recommend they push this forward to be worked on.. its a bit more important than time acceleration in my humble opinion, considering the likelihood that your player will get rolled back and anything you've done for the past 3-5 minutes may be null and void. 2 things have happened to me: lost gear, and player stuck in wall. A simple global warning of 5 mins would alleviate all of this frustration.

damnit! ..stupid. faceplam post fail. :(

You mean NOT do right, lol? Good job on the self-defense.. and yes, the 1911 is in fact amazing. I highly recommend it ;)

Only if we can get a high end store like the Beretta Moscow location:

Ive played a lot now and nothing was broken for me.. or game breaking for that matter. You should take the game out and blow into it a bit and see if that works?

I always keep a fresh Zucchini in my pants.. they are very filling

Deerstands are what keep getting me.. Everytime I look in one, I facepalm.

:)

They were "testing"? :|

So that you could have a change of clothes on your person without taking up too much inventory space? I was thinking of this idea and wondered what others thought about it and if they have any ideas of their own about how or if it should be implemented. The general idea I had is that clothing could be folded up if empty of items, and then would take up less space if carried. Only certain clothes could be foldable, or some items like coats would still take up at least 2 slots when folded but perhaps we could even have stackable items like basic t-shirts. Stacks of 2-4 that only take up one slot. Would be a great way to carry rags also that you could tear up later when needed. I'd like to get some community input on what you think before taking a polished idea to the suggestion forum, so please let me know your thoughts and ideas on this. Discuss!

With all those innuendos.. can I bring the lube?

" .. and that one there, well I call her Suzie. Because she is red and pretty.." says the lone survivor to no one, as he slowly runs his hands through the hair of a Zed he has just taken an Axe to for several minutes straight.

Guaranteed messagings warranty ran out just before they released it to stable I guess? I get much of the same here.

Dean! Ya u dean. Why iz dis game so brokin? I pade for perfect game.. I tolld my parent you sold me brokened game. now they want thur $ bak! Nowz I hav 2 go work too make the muney bak becuz I dont want to stop playn ur brokin gam. I c ur stoopid msg when game startz, but tha iz jus dum. Givv me a perfekt days game or else I not by ur dum montane climing game! >.< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Above is an example of how some may be seen to react to the current development of DayZ. This is not a finished game. Not even remotely close. If you want a finished game, come back in a year at the soonest. Discuss your thoughts on the current pace of development, the lack of general understanding by some in the community of how games are developed, and the overall abundance of derp or lack there of.

I just almost sharted from laughing so hard.. holy mother of

OMFG! lol.. spot on man. Um.. no, that would be the PUN. ;) YAWN-RAWR!

I hear ya.. but, its just.. Im all out of smoke man. Im sure you can understand..

ROFL! ..thanks Caboose, I needed that laugh man. Overall, its just my derp meter ran full a while back. I just cannot take it any longer. Going mad :blink:

And thank you for being a hypocrite? ;) ..see what I did to you there, <_<