Irish.

It has happened many times before.. but now, its different. See the N. Korea hackers ran out of things to do yesterday, so a few of them decided to go play dayz. They got geared, and made a camp and were having a blast. They decided to call up Lil Kim and invite to come play with them via skype. So he joins in, meets them and they are all cooking up some cow meat when this bandit clan comes out of nowhere and tortures and kills them all. Problem was they all were playing with the Dean Hall skin.. and well, we all know Lil Kim doesnt understand things very well. So now here we are. *I think they are demanding that BIS removes the bandit clans from the game and they grant Lil Kim a full character reinstatement.

Underground section in new military area + Dog + Man in human skin suit + captive player down in pit = Fuck we need lotion! :o ..and maybe baskets?

Just wait until when we get dogs. :|

I asked them for a hockey mask a long time ago.. WE ARE GETTING ONE. Trust me on this. ;)

Madman! :P (I can respect madness though)

Believe it or not.. it doesnt really matter much if you have a long range sight/range of weapon and the ability to defend well up close. 1 AK or M4 does it if you remove the scope once you leave the tree line or get inside a building. Or 1 Mosin + something else.. as simple as a derringer will do. I prefer a sawed off shotgun in my pack/vest or if Im lucky an FNX with at least 2 mags. Those things kill quick and fire fast.. Ive held off entire groups by myself with them before. Of course the sexy AKu combo is always great.. but I hate carrying that much gear these days. I prefer to travel light and die fast. :P

Are you kidding me brah?! I want flying fortresses like I sawed on frankiez videos. :|

I literally was taking a screen shot yesterday when you sent me that steam message.. unfortunately it looks like I deleted it on accident :( Here I am screen shotting me in a green school girl outfit, and at the same time I take it up pops this message from DeathbyCrowbar: "Im going to server you hot man meat.." ..or something like that. I damn near fell off my couch laughing :D

Bears climb trees :|

I think once they add predator animals to the woods, a lot of us will want less woods. *walks into treeline to eat and bandage after frightful bandit attack.. gets eaten by bear.

Title screens need moar epic. :P

Ceasefire?! :huh: I guess Ill play something else for the day then.. :(

Thats all good and fine unless all you have is a drop of water. :|

Blunce. You know I have a micro penis man.. please stop rubbing it in. :blush:

I had to kill a man in that dress last night.. My dignity is now suffering.. I cant imagine how HE feels. lol

I like the idea of dayz one day not really offering too many places to hide.. In the mods it was just too easy to hide a camp from 90% of the player base, and on the other end with the experience and manpower it was too easy to find them. Id like to see a balance there, and I hope they find it.

I ran around in just my dress for hours yesterday and stayed warm just fine.. Its all about how you feel on the inside. If the warmth comes from your heart, youll be fine.

So you're saying I better pick up my dick? (my dick is the name for my camp)

http://imgur.com/a/BgU3v

Ive been waiting for someone to do this! Thanks man.. love it

http://imgur.com/a/RqSNf

OH I need an MP5! Damn.. got everything for it.. well no mag yet. But I really want to try one with the comp on it :)

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/216717-fog-clans-4040-club-gallery-share-your-experiences-with-all-photos-videos-inside/

Fixed. B)