Irish.

Whats that? ..runs to google

Those are most appropriate, but the humor would be best I feel with songs like:

Ill just leave this here.. :) http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/179665-medic-helmet-and-other-forms-of-visual-id/#entry1847566

Kambiwobo? :huh:

I would definitely walk down the main street of the nearest large city with only my underwear and a cowboy hat on, holding a large cooking pot with a radio blasting as loud as I can get it to, "She works hard for the money" and other great songs from the 80's..

I just saw this which has confused me with a lack of official information? "The patch was originally planned to be released this Wednesday, however the developers of DayZ standalone took to their blog to state that patch 0.37 has been pushed back due to being unstable and having some new bugs that made players invisible." http://mp1st.com/2014/03/11/dayz-standalone-patch-0-37-fixing-collisions-bugs-adding-survival-mechanics/#.Ux-NIvldWSo

Rick, I hope you can take this advice seriously, as I mean it that way. You really should take a break from this forum.

You know, if it was a problem before... after enough bandits see this post, it may become an epidemic. Because that strategy is so easy street there is no way people will not catch on. Almost everyone I know hits the water well if its nearby.. gotta top off the hydration tank! And since people routinely stay at the well for at least 30 seconds, still in one place drinking.. its like the easiest shot you could take. Im glad I find playing that way to be cowardly, otherwise you all would have a serious problem with me after reading this. Id be stacking bodies at the Elekctro fountain all day long. But since I play with a bit of honor, I just my try to hunt players that are camping wells now. :)

I meant in that town... so I don't know why it would be hard now that you are in a town?

The Lizard Man of Green Mtn.. Tales of the Lizard Man of Green Mtn. started long before the fall of humanity in Chernarus. Stories of a WW2 Nazi Scientist who had escaped capture and hid out in a secret underground lab, continuing his tests on poor souls that got too close and disappeared forever. These stories were of course just local legend, but a few wise souls knew that some truth lay behind them. A secret lab did in fact exist at Green Mtn.. One that people did seem to disappear around. The townsfolk of Zelenogorsk had many tales they told their children to keep them away, but every generation a few people would vanish into thin air.. their last known location somewhere near Grn. Mtn. Just before the outbreak the local Doctor of Zelenogorsk was reportedly taken from his home in the middle of the night. His wife witnessed the event and was said to have gone insane. Her account was simple, "The lizard man took him." She swore by it to the authorities. The investigation showed signs that she was telling the truth, and the rumors began to spread. Perhaps the lizard man story, used to scare kids away from the Green Mtn. was in fact true after all? People started locking their doors. Things had a different air about them. But all remained calm until 3 weeks later, on an otherwise peaceful night. A person was admitted into the Zelenogorsk Hospital. That unknown patient turned out to be the missing Doctor. Who was also: Patient Zero, Day Z. What quickly unfolded could only be explained as pandemonium at best. Those of us that have survived, or come ashore to Chernarus in hopes of finding adventure in this wasteland can see the signs. People had no time. No chance of getting out alive. The military shut down all routes out. They had to contain the disease, stop the spreading. In the end they were successful. The infection was contained to Chernarus, and over time there may be hope of people and life returning there. But for now its a quarantine zone off limits to all human beings. And as time went on, people became curious. Reporters snuck in and a lucky few that made it back brought with them pictures and stories of a place filled with danger.. and surprisingly enough, survivors. People, not many but some were alive and well in Chernarus. These people had grown used to a savage land rife with distrust and murder. But not all hope was lost.. new life was now coming ashore every day. Danger tourists, those trying to help find a cure. People from all over, get through the quarantine barriers daily.. but almost no one ever comes back anymore. Something is happening in Chernarus that is not allowing people to return home. And the story of a man who looks like a Lizard has been told again. And a place so dark, so evil, you can feel it crawling on your skin. A mountain so vile, that even the birds would not dare go near. Only those brave enough to go there at night, to search for the Lizard Man of Green Mtn. can tell the true tale.. The stories are true. He does exist. You must search him out. He is the key to unlocking the cure. He can lead us to the source that infected patient zero. The world needs a hero... Are you that person?

Your meds... are you all out? ;)

Your exact location is 019 046 http://www.izurvive.com/#c=51;-134;5

Find a road sign.. read what it says (will be in russian). Then use this map to find that location: http://www.izurvive.com/#c=-49;-107;4

That is exactly what it is.. its hard to tell but there is a small opening for the rounds to come out of. They sell these as being able to penetrate a zombies head or perhaps a window/door prior to firing. So, yeah a type of bayo-hammer.

Got some new ones.. Male Female

wut?

I do not consider the Arma history. I could care less about that stuff. If we are talking Russian or Czech, the Czech Rep. is not a post-soviet state. Its is Slavic, that has had some relations with Russia over the many years. At one point they were all part of the Warsaw pact, but never were they under Soviet control or occupation. There is an underlying history of tension between Czechs and Russians that has mostly dissolved in current days, but many years ago a Russian would have been quite offended to be confused with a Czech and vice versa.

On topic.. Chernarus is based off of a real location in the Czech Republic. Which also, interestingly, used to be called Bohemia. Hence Bohemia Interactive Studios. The Czech Rep. is located a good distance from Russia. While it may have its similarities, it is not Russian. It is Czech if anything.

Kill them.. Learn to fight back. Or simply run away.

To that guy in Zeleno on the hardcore server Katastrophe! (or close to that).. I had just decided to leave you alone, that is why you saw me out in the open waving at you.. when you pulled out that magum and ran towards me I decided it was time to test the M4 a bit further on your ever approaching, soon to be corpse. Thank you for helping me, help Dean to make this a better game someday. Also thanks for the defib.. I might be able to use that come Wednesdays patch :)

I think this may be my issue.. I have not taken any damage in a very long time, and I am almost always on bright green status for both. Never see healing or healthy. :|

Edit: I need a fnx mags+2 bipods+M4 MP buttstock (pristine) on hardcore, And 2 bipods+MP M4 stock/suppressor/rds/acog+FNX suppressor/mags on regular. For this I would be most thankful :)

lol, Ive never been healthy I dont think.. almost always am energized and hydrated. But I guess I just never quite fill them up enough?

Rule #4,169 of Dayz - Dayz Handbook of Unwritten Rules If a player hath been found reading books, thou shalt letteth him continue on his literary journey unharmed, regardless of where he may reside or doth book he may possess. Punishment for breaking rule #4,169 is gross public shame and absolutely zero fucks given. This excerpt was taken from the new addendums to the Dayz handbook. We should let people live who are reading books I guess.. ??? Also, I am getting drunk far too fast. This last part took forever to type

Agreed, then once persistent containers are in place. I will toss my gear, clothes, everything but a book in my hand inside. Then I will trek to Elektro. On the street in front of the firestation I will read my book.. and if I get killed, I only will lose the book.. Fuck, that doesn't work at all! The only thing I would want to do is finish my book.. Damnit! >.<