The Shane Walsh of DayZ

Well i'm 20 and know how to do everything but fly stuff. I like to joke around a bit but yeah I'm sort of a jack of all trades when it comes to that. Tho I only sneak when I have too sneak *but I do play alone or with 1-2 others so we can bait and switch players or just lose zombies.* I'm also on eastern. Send me a PM or something dude, I'm down to play as a hero or bandit.

>Carry own weight >Teach me some stuff. Not sure if you want others to carry your weight as well. Also before I agree or disagree with this, how often do you play CoD?

I heard you can't hack/it's going to be harder to hack in the SA so I'd skip out on it if I were you. How could you get G-banned twice if you weren't hacking?

Only if I fall in love with someones wife and they shoot her kid, Or I get rejected by said women.

Yeah Surviving. Do you think if you were stranded ashore some island with a bunch of zombies all over the place, people aren't going to kill others? With no law, the guys and gals who don't kill people only because they fear a repercussion are going to still not kill people? No, the first thing their going to do is start killing people when they realize no one would do anything about it. Also if you play like you would in real life, you'd have no idea what the other person may or may not have. I'm sure your survival is more important to you than that of another's, so you kill said person for whatever they have that you might need. Also when people bitch and moan in side chat for getting killed, the whole server gets a laugh

Why did I become a bandit? Well I started to bang my bestfriends wife and he ended up joining our group so she cut things off. Thus sending me in a rage and now I kill everyone on site. I also bang every/anyone I see. That's why...

Being a bandit at times is fun, It's even more fun because most "bandits" are horrible shots. I was just minding my business when some guy started to blast me from behind with a silenced pistol, took like 2-3 shots to the back and hid behind cover to find him. Then I heard shots hit the wall that was in front of me, turned around and put 3 shots right into his head. It was funny hearing him cry about it in chat saying "dude you're a hacker, I shot you a bunch of times and you killed me in 3 shots. Get some skills noob." then after I told him "Next time you shoot at someone, make sure they don't know how to play....your aim is horrible. I also shot you in the head and not in the legs/body" He then went on telling people I was a bandit killing un-armed players....a min later while I was leaving I got lit up by an an AK. I wasn't mad at all, It's also fun taking out a group of bandits because they have no idea where you're at and expect you to run out in the open shooting.

I mostly play with Filftyhobbit but It'd be nice to have some more people to play with since we're not always on at the same time, and the more people the better for this game. I tried a clan out once but the whole "Sir" thing and the fact you have to jump through a bunch of hoops just to be part of the team is not fun at all. I just want to get a group of people that don't take this game too seriously but still want to survive, find stuff and have some laughs. It'd be nice to have bandits and heros so that way if shit does hit the fan we have it covered. So if you just want to play to have a good time, and not dick out the other people we play with "IE:Shooting them for a gun or something they have, or stealing everything if we set up a camp" add me on skype:Itsjustjoker. I'm 20 and am on EST times but I'm up at all times for the most part so time doesn't really matter too me.

I can work well with anyone who isn't one of those "I'm the leader of this clan you have to show me respect and call me sir and do whatever I want you to do" types. And yeah i'm pretty sure i'll be on. If not i'll remember around that time and hop on so just add me on skype *unless you were the guy who just added me lol* I promise to not bang any of your wives/girlfriends while you're in the hospital =D.

Sure add me on skype Itsjustjoker. I play just to have fun for the most part. I play with another dude mostly *that might change to more but we just play for laughs and don't get too attached to our guys. we do survive but if we die it's whateves* I'm 20 but will always be a kid at heart so i'm not the douche 20.

Sure, add me on skype :Itsjustjoker. I don't like the idea of having to call others "sir". It's a game, you have no rank over me at all. Last time I tried out a clan I got fed up with it because they were too serious and acted like trying to have a normal convo with someone is a sin, So while we were searching for stuff I shot them all in the back told them I play this game for fun, not as a chore and left said clan. I'm 20 and play est also btw. Like I said I play to have a good time and am not too serious about this game. I play bandit/hero depending on who i'm with also.

I brought arma 2 and OA just for DayZ...But I just found out you can play custom missons as Cops Vs Terrorist...needless to say I got in touch with my inner Jihad. I think it's worth it, haven't played normal MP for this. Just DayZ and Takistan Life Revolution so far, i'm sure i'll play even more so I think it's worth it.

To be fair, they also did pay to play however they like. And what if they don't have food/drink or need a bandaid and are about to die? You spawn with them so you have what they need. It is a SURVIVAL mod, that means do whatever it takes to survive. Also why would you wash up on the shore with a bunch of stuff? Or why would you want too? Once you get geared up the only thing that's fun anymore is hunting down other players, anyone who has geared up will know that. In a world with no rules, people can do whatever the hell they want. If you're a fresh spawn I don't get why you're mad, you could spawn in a better place and find better loot. Once I got killed by a guy driving an SUV, spawned in three vally *I think that's the place* and found a camo pack and a bunch of other good stuff including a working car about 15-20 mins up the road from where I spawned. Dying is part of the game and makes you play more.

I will never forget it. I spawned in cherno, spent about an hour sneaking around looking for a weapon and had some guy give me a pistol and walk away. Didn't say anything, just dropped it on the floor in front of me and walked away. I could have shot him, but he did give me a gun to protect myself so I didn't.

I just started playing again after a few months and my cousin's computer broke so now i'm stuck playing by myself =/. I've got the basics down for this game for the most part, but playing alone sucks. I got a mic and a bummed shoulder so I'm pretty much on all the time for now. It'd be nice to play with people who won't kill me as soon as they see me.

Then why are you on the fourms? Or maybe you should try playing with others. This game is amazing even when you get killed by some bs bug. *Like a zombie running through a wall, breaking your legs and knocking you out*. If you're a CoD kid or for that matter a kid in general you might not like this game because it requires you to play smart or you'll die.

Add me on skype: itsjustjoker.

I'll play, Add me on skype:itsjustjoker

If anyone else wants to add me on skype my skype name is "itsjustjoker" hopeing to get a full survival group going.

I don't mind if you're new or not lol. Everyones gotta start off somewhere. I'll add you on skype in a bit bro.