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CZ and M14 take the cake in my opinion. Close behind them are the FN FAL AN/PVS 4, Winchester 1866, and MK 48.

Wait, there's a Novy Sobor spawn? Are you sure?

1: Guba Bay 2: Pobeda Dam 3: The woods to the northwest of Kamenka I thought I was the only one that did that.

Has just gotten AS50 killed while proning in a field by Novy Sobor; not normally a big deal, but I have no clue how he saw me as I had an SVD camo and ghillie, so I was extra pissed off. Spawned in Cherno, got a revolver/map and got out. Was heading to kamenka to pick up a friend, he was waiting at the edge of the debug plains. I got to the infamous kamenka suicide bridge, when someone typed over side chat "you, zeezebruk!(my in game name at the time) "look in the ocean to your left!" I looked, and saw a poor little bandit swimming about 100 meters out in the ocean, all by himself. He switches to direct communication, and asks if he can team with me for a bit. I say sure, why not, and go into the sitting pose on the shoreline. When he got about halfway to me, I figured I could use him as a stress reliever because of my previous death. He gets to about 10 meters, and I stand. 5 meters away, I reload my revolver. He reaches the coast, stands and salutes. After he lowers his saluting hand, the text below is exactly what happened, but his words were said over voice. "Oh my god, I've been out there for hours! You have no idea how thankful I am because you waited fo-" *bang* That's the nastiest thing I've ever done. Wrong place, wrong time buddy.

Probably won't blow it up. I say kill them, then slam the helicopter into the side of any popular building that snipers hide on top of in Cherno.

Watch out; spontaneous combustion will fuck you up. Great video, I hope I too randomly catch on fire some day. If I can pull this off while conscious, I'll sprint through cherno with a crowbar and pretend to be some kind of zombie god. Perhaps I'll go so far as to beat an unarmed player to death while yelling over voice something like "Thine hath done wrong in the past, so thine shall be smitten!!!"

I have this issue too, surely someone has a fix.

Ah, the 1911; the weapon of champions. I'll pop on tomorrow, give things a try.

Dream loadout: M14 AIM/6 mags 3 food cans/cooked meat 3 drink cans M9SD/4 mags 4 bandages Coyote backpack NVGs Military Offroad as a vehicle In the backpack I'll usually keep an M4A1 CCO SD and 6 mags, 4 cans of food/meat and 4 drinks, if I don't have an M4 SD readily available, I'll take any rifle that accepts stanag mags.

These custom loadouts, what do they consist of?

It CAN be a one hit kill if the survivor has a low enough blood level (about half blood) but against a survivor with full blood it's guaranteed to take 2 hits, unless you hit the head.

Guide is bullshit: 1. Kamenka isn't listed in "places you want to spawn at" 2. You're teaching new players glitches/exploits 3. "meat from animals will heal you for 800." Invalid, there are different types of meat; some of which heal more than others. 4. "Fork = how hungry you are" It has a butterknife looking thing right next to the god damn fork too, are you not going to give the butterknife credit? 5. "Jug = how thirsty you are" it's called a canteen. 6. The Enfield in your guide has a bayonet, while the one in game does not. Are you TRYING to confuse new players? 7. You say the 1911 is similar to the makarov, yet it performs the same as the revolver. 8. About the Enfield: "it is almost always a one hit kill if you hit the player in the chest" Bullshit. Just bullshit, nothing more. 9. You didn't include what the high value barracks look like under "military buildings" 10. "Rule #1 Shoot First, ask questions later" people like you ruin this game 11. "Also sneaking around zombies is for retards, real men run everywhere" yes, and these "real men" end up getting shot in the chest by my double barreled shotgun. I guarantee, the sneaky one will always outlast the bold one. Re-write your guide. -1.35855e+006(your humanity)/10, would not recommend to new players.

I've got a spare mk-48, but here's the thing about this trade. An mk-48 is basically an upgraded m240, they fire the same ammo type/caliber, so I don't understand why anyone would trade an m240 for one. I can understand the CCO SD, but I have 3 or 4 of those at my camp not even in use. Fortunately for you, I do not have an m240, and am therefore interested in buying one. I'll see about giving you my mk-48 if you can add something else to your offer.

Pretty much all shotguns, the Enfield, the FN FAL, the M14, DMR, M24, AKM, SVD Camo, CZ 500, and the new S85V8 variants. Also, the M240 and MK48 usually one hit knockout too. I say usually because nothing is a guaranteed knockout. Also I found 3 in a single supermarket today.

I've had an experience where I was able to harvest wood while inside the massive industrial complex building somewhat by gorka. Try harvesting wood from in there.

How about this, we both meet in a field, you stand 80 meters away from me, and I make the most horribly loud and disgusting zombie noises ever. If you can hear them whatsoever then whoever made the suggestion gets to punch YOU in the throat. It makes zombies a threat, like they were always supposed to be. You can't just sprint around not giving fucks anymore.

Sounds good then, contact me on Saturday if you still have it all. I'll PM you my steam account URL so you can add me for a quicker response.

I too am a hero, and my best kill ever happened earlier today, because I was avenging my fallen friend. I'll start this story by saying I was going to meet my friend in a Cherno apartment building. I was inside the base of the international hotel when I noticed a guy in a ghillie suit with an m4a1 CCO SD running through the street not even 25 meters in front of me. He didn't see me and he'd done nothing wrong so I left him alone. I ran through the streets of Cherno towards the apartment building, heavy machine gun fire and sniper bullets flinging up concrete and dirt around me. I sprint into the apartment, and find my friend. As we're making our way out, M4A1 CCO SD fire erupts all around us. I'm hit twice, and my friend was hit once. We bandage, transfuse each other and take painkillers, when I see the ghillie guy run behind some cover from a window. He doesn't move from that spot, so we decide to go after him. I'm armed with a lee Enfield, my friend with a hatchet. My friend approaches the ghillie guy's concrete wall of cover, pops around the wall and is shot and killed before he can swing. The ghillie guy quickly examines my friends gear, and starts to book it away from the murder scene. It's right then that I pop out of cover behind him, and shoot him once in the back of the leg; breaking his bone. He's forced to go prone as he tried to continue running. I'm fully standing in the open behind him now, instead of crouched and leaning behind a wall. He begins to turn around, and before he can even fire he's met with an additional Enfield bullet straight between the eyes. Really should've shot him dead in front of the international hotel when I had my first chance. Now, this story may not be as epic as some stories that the veterans have to tell, but it's something. :P

I'm a legitimate player, I'm still here! Really though, try finding a private hive that has admins who are active and actually give a fuck about things, hackers there are in much fewer numbers than most central hive servers.

Indeed, very trap-ish. Got an SVD Camo? That's all I really need anymore. I know you want offers, but I'm not going to throw things out unless you actually have what I want.

How about Saturday? I'll throw in an additional m14 AIM for the wait.

Sounds excellent, I'll take the sa-58v then. Will you be on at approximately 4:00 PM CST tomorrow to do this trade? According to your profile, you live in Ohio which is eastern time. 4:00 PM CST will be 5:00 PM for you if you're too lazy to do the conversion ;). Does that work for you?

M24(no mags), NVGs, M4A1 CCO SD(6 mags)

I was hiking in the woods once, found a small camp containing 4-5 dew cans. Took them all back to my camp and stored them to spit in the face of the curse. Next time I logged on, the dews were gone, but an m14 AIM and 3 DMR mags found their way into the tent. The dew brings no curses, only luck. Silence all yee heretics.

Here's a video for those who haven't seen: Spoiler alert Carter dies