cckane

The end of your story reminds me of the level in Halo: Reach where Carter crashes his pelican(plane type thing for those of you who aren't familiar with the series) into the scarab (massive fucking tank of death) so that Emil and Noble 6. Beans to your epic story.

Team death story from back in my bandit days: It was Lingor island, and a kid that my team found really annoying was in. We decided we were going to trick and kill him by asking if he needed a heli pick-up, and then our door gunner would open fire on him. We approached his area and he said over direct communications "Thank you so much!" And we slowed down a bit and put way more m240 bullets into him than was required. He said in side channel "come on guys please pick me up" and gave us his location. We continued to kill him 2 or 3 times more, when on of us had a great idea. "Splatter him with the heli next time" so we had him give us our location, and we began flying fast and low. We saw his high hill, and sped up more. Turns out we were aiming a tad low, and the heli hit the hill BOUNCED OVER HIM and crashed on the coastline behind the hill. I was the ONLY survivor of the wreck, out of 4-5 of us. So many flies were hard on that day. As he was running down the hill, he yelled over direct communications "OH MY GOD ARE YOU GUYS ALRIGHT?!!!??!?" Only to be met by 4-5 of my M4A1 CCO SD bullets.

Story involving DayZ physics approaching. Physics story first, I had just found my first gun EVER (Winchester 1866,) and I was retreating into the wilderness temporarily. I was running along a little dirt road, when I found a small farmhouse(not enterable) and an outhouse toilet type thing (enterable.) Being new to the game and not knowing that most buildings can't be entered, or that stairs break legs when you prone on them. I proned onto the stairs, and promptly heard the shattering of bones. "Okay, I can make it out alive" I thought as I began to crawl away from the house. After covering 15-20 meters, I heard a roar of a vehicle slowly getting closer. I figured that meant bandits, so I had to think fast. "The outhouse!" I thought, so I made my way back to it. I drew closer to the outhouse, as did the vehicle. I (somehow) managed to position myself legs first in the outhouse. I triumphantly began to scroll my middle mouse to shut the door, just as the vehicles roar became very distinct. I was quite surprised when instead of solitude, all I heard as a truly awful scream, followed almost immediately by the 'YOU ARE DEAD" screen. Proning up stairs? Bad idea. Shutting self in outhouse? Worse idea.

Why hello, xiValve, it's most certainly a small world; I can imagine you know/remember my name from a certain somewhere. I'd happily take that M249 if it's still available. Otherwise, I'll take 2 m4a1s and 15 stanag mags.