OfficerRaymond

That is why single cards are always the bomb :D

Probably a bug. It'll be patched I'm sure.

Oh no, I never could have figured that out. Thank you SOOOOOO much. You telling me that your can of beans is 'sarcasm' completely defeats the purpose of it being 'sarcastic'. Plus, sarcasm isn't the word you're looking for, try again bud.

It searches for phrases, not for titles. We bitch at people for this because 99% don't even make an effort. Thanks for another pointless topic to add to the pile. Goodbye.

You are..... Really freaking annoying. Dat voice.

This. Looks more like you got messed up and then your cuffs broke.

Because the Standalone doesn't need anything like this. As long as the anti-hack that is going to be used functions like it should there will be no need for hunting hackers. That only leaves one thing that the tools can be used for. I used to run a server and I know exactly what path this leads down for most ALL people. Only 1-2% are ever truly honest.

• teleport themselves as well as other players Fuck no. • spawn any item Hell to the fuck no. • change the skins of admin or other player character No. • view a map containing locations of all players (please read the rest of the post) Fuckity fuck no. • being able to activate "god-mode" for themselves (for server moderation purposes) Absofuckilutely no way in fuck no. Your entire thread makes me wanna kick babies while beating adorable puppies WITH a sack full of kittens. Yeah right, and my uncle is Batman. I don't care if you are one of the trustworthy admins or not, there is far too much potential for completely ridiculous abuse. The only thing a good admin/moderator should ever need is spectate and server logs. That will never be needed in standalone. Goodbye. Here:

Would this make you fucking happy too? Go ahead. Punch the easy button and all our your problems will be solved.

in a bra

Step 1) Log off DayZ Step 2) Shut off your computer Step 3) Go watch TV Step 4) Never play DayZ again. /thread

This.

Maybe it's a hacker.

All the features that are planned or being thought about are not going to come until later in development, hence Alpha. Be patient.

Alpha

How long are you going to ride the Standalone's dick piffkush? Pretty much everyone has heard your opinion and nobody gives a crap. All you've done since standalone has come out is whine and bitch about how terrible it is. Do us all a favor and quit playing, we have no need for another anti-DayZ bandwagoner, nor do we want another. I don't get why you haven't been banned yet, all you're doing from this point is spamming. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/156849-hackers-all-over-place/?p=1572506 http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/156849-hackers-all-over-place/?p=1572307 http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/51542-psa-server-admins-how-to-optimize-your-dayz-server-for-maximum-performance/?p=1571768 http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/156849-hackers-all-over-place/?p=1571439 Stop flooding the forum with your conspiracy nonsense bullshit. Nobody here or on the dev team is to blame that you're too stupid to read the gigantic alpha disclaimer and now are upset that you don't have a full game. Go back to your mod server that you can't figure out how to work.

I'd rather not execute them in the first place, and if I were to... I'd blow their head off with a shotgun filled with 00 buckshot for maximum splatter.

Try shooting two pistols at once in real life. You aren't going to hit anything unless you aim with one of them which defeats the point. I know. I've tried. The most you accomplish is looking like a Hollywood action star wannabe. Or you're 10 yards away, which is impractical for anyone that is intelligent.

It's an alpha at the current moment and many things need to be refined. I agree, getting shot in the chest (if you live) shouldn't destroy things in your pants and vice-versa.

Alright...... Please don't start this shit again. @OP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm_infection (???)

Ozelot Ozelot Ozelot..... Your logic continues to be an unwavering source of ridiculous amusement. I can't even fathom how you come to that conclusion from what I said. Such stupidity is deserving of the fullest type of facepalm.

The irony.

I'm sure rocket stating that it is ingame isn't enough to satisfy your supreme logic, is it Ozzy?

Read the patchnotes.