OfficerRaymond

Did I seriously just read that? You're exactly what's wrong with this community, representing every fiber of it. Ozelot, the cheating anarchist troll.

I'm perfectly aware, thanks. Others on here get away with trolling when they please, on a daily basis (contrary to popular belief), and I think I can partake in my fair share. Also, it's an empty can of beans? So what? If that's considered trolling to you, well... talk about taking things too seriously. lmfao. Thanks for the downvote on my profile. Favor returned. :D

That's cute.

:emptycan:

Next time, save a rocket for a cow.

Well, when there's a place already started where content like this should be posted, then?...... post them there. The argument from my end started when Mr. Oswald decided to feel emotionally violated over the fact that I reported his post for being out of place (which it is, because if he would have used the search function he would have found that there is a place to post these 'stories'. Everyone is expected to use the search function, why should someone be exempt?). I afford everyone the courtesy of telling them that I'm reporting their topic, and I'm going to continue that practice regardless, as I believe everyone should have the right to know... it's not personal but yet he decided to take it that way. After that I gave my honest opinion on his content. It wasn't pretty and was harsh, but last time I checked we're all adults here.

lul. There it is.

Huh?

Then ignore me you simple minded twit. Rofl. That seems to be your course of action when anyone backs your trolly self into a corner. I'm loving the accusations of smugness and trolliness simply because I report you for shit-posting a wall of feces smelling garbage. It's not like I've contributed to topics in the past or anything, all 2,000 posts I have clearly are all trollposts. You sir, are a grade A nincompoop. Honestly, what I think of your writing? (My OPINION. lul) It's held in no higher regard than that of which a children's book would be held. It lacks taste, flair, and image. You'd probably get a B in a special education course for it, and if given to anyone with any real regard for literary skill, you'd fail. TL;DR: it sucks, along with all your other 'pieces'. Just my opinion. Doesn't matter apparently. Now, for the sake of argument just add me to your ignore list and initiate the process of healing anally. Can't wait to see what laughable little post you post before you do so, thinking you win getting the last word. lul.

I'm supposed to care if it does or not? Laughable. You funny little shit-poster you.

Not pet, just hoping getting rid of ignorant morons that can't seem to read stickies and such. You're almost as dumb as the global ban posters, and no better IMHO. Thank you for your feelings on the matter, however they are not needed.

There is a thread to post DayZ stories, as has previously been provided. Post them there instead of spamming the forum with countless topics. People can read them there. Reported. Keep the mods happy.

Stupid, ignorant, and false statement. Sounds like you've been anally violated by abusive admins in the past, and now you have a complex that forces you to think all admins are that way. Go away.

There's a difference between forum noobs and plain old noobs wolf. Nice try. Almost got away with that one.

I was being sarcastic. lul

But.... but....but... bu... it's part of the game! >:(

http://www.dayzcommander.com/download

Necro-thread.

Why would I want to play arma 3 DayZ if I had... DayZ? I agree, A3 should have Chernarus... But you're way of going about it is strange. I'm sure a modder will work it out soon enough.

I can see the blocking of reddit being a semi-good thing... but facebook and twitter? How do you know when all your friends are pooping/eating food/having babies? And what about when celebs are fighting with each other?... The horror...

No thanks.

Well, then don't say something that is wrong and I won't have to... lol. I'm failing to realize what coding software has to do with hard drives and solid-state-disks?

I think you're missing what exactly SSDs do for a computer. They don't increase FPS, and will not increase your fps (not by any noticeable amount). All they do is get rid of mechanical read components and use digital ones to increase the time that it takes to read and load content from storage. you would however notice a difference in loading times as the game boots though. A hard disk has to start spinning to read the data whilst an SSD can immediately access the data. they both perform relatively the same once the data has been loaded. Buying a 60GB SSD for the mere purpose of increasing FPS isn't a good idea. All it'll do is make your game load faster once the game is on it.

THIS!!! 1,000% 20x over! The dev team (rocket) is making a huge mistake by making any sort of 'hype' over the alpha release, after specifically saying people shouldn't be excited because it isn't going to be a full game. It doesn't matter whether or not it's in a joking manner or not... in the past, this community has clearly displayed it inability to take a joke, leading to mass anger. If this turns out to be a joke release (which I doubt and really hope it isn't), then I could see this being a ENORMOUS mistake. I really really hope that the game is semi-ready to be released and close to beta/full-release with all this hype being built... otherwise this could be a critical nightmare. I'm not trying to knock the game at all, but lets all be realistic.

If your life resided on you not telling a lie, you'd be on the ground begging for mercy right now.