FishSticks (DayZ)

Whoa now. explicit STUFF UP IN THIS here thread! COVER YOUR EYES zxcvbn_! ITS TOO MUCH FOR YOU LITTLE-ASININE EYES.

You fools, dogs can't use guns! You silly simple minded fools, get back on the lookout and SHOOT SOME ZOMBIES COMING OVER HERE.

Nature is your ghillie suit, besides, somewhere yonder lies the old man's home whose prophecies have been fulfilled holding with what you seek. He's lucky not to watch it happen before his eyes. Poor bloke won't mind if you use gear, he always was a kinda fella.

Son, the forest is your clothing, the wilderness is yours for conquering, the leaves can be forged into cloth that rivals that of The Garden Of Eden. Just remember to find the pure Green leaves, not stained with the blood of the zombies, or which in the tree's bark has been stained by that of the impurities of the surrounding tormented souls and rotting flesh.

Hey man, sometimes he just has to bleed it out, digging deeper in the rabbit hole, eventually just to throw away the bug that has tormented the electronic circuitry and nano-bits of coding that goes into this mod. We'll have to face this.

Yes, my friend, this has been addressed for the hundredth time, but do not fret, you're not going out of your mind. Rather it is a problem with the system and it should be fixed in no time. Yeah, the truth is you can stop and stare at all the blood that is pooling the floors of the servers, but dig not a trench to lay in, with the shovel savaged from the vast emptiness that is the map of ill content and zombies. Sure you bleed it out now, but eventually the developers will be able to dig deeper into this situation and throw away the problem in a barrage of bullets, solving everything. Get your shotgun ready, lock and load it, cock it back and be ready to shot the zombies that eventually are going to die from your hands. Death is on every verse, where his hearse is now freshly painted. Do not fret, for your all your words mean a thing and the developers will attempt to satisfy your ever-expanding love for this mod.

Before we take the advice from a man that continues to butcher Hip Hop and Rap in general, Its sometimes necessary to escape death, as death, is bad. We all fear it, we can not escape it. We can avoid it, but that is all we can do in a game. Sure, your masochistic persona you've dubbed into your internet personality has deemed it necessary to kill with honor, others can not. Banning players for escaping is just plain silly, however, punishing them in a viable way, rather than push a community apart even more. Also, Khaled, when you stop saying in your music "WE DA BEST", "LISTEENNN UPPP" and even saying your own DJ name. "DEEEEEEEEEJAAAYY KHAAALEEEDDD", then we may consider viewing you as a viable port of music. After all, i think we all know who you are. Mr. KHALED. YOU CAN'T RUN THE 305

The amount of Sexism here is disturbing.

I think the game should punch you in the stomach and give you no say in what character you get. Like Left for dead 2!

The left-sided prejudice inhumane, injustice that is prevalent here is suffocating the values this game is trying to represent. Simmer down young zxcvbn_ , and stop allowing this hatred of goons you have flourish like a virus into the minds of others. Its rather disappointing to read.

It has come to be, that where we should see (or hear in this matter) that the accused are being harassed with utmost, and quite frankly, severe form Internet Detectivism. Rather, the information provided is by far, without a doubt useless in terms of being an asset for the said 'Prosecutor'. The Prosecution has failed to even provide validated photographs, Videos, etc. of the charges presented. Becoming merely more of that of a folly or a liability to the prosecutor in his endeavors in providing 'valuable information' to the Jury Of His Peers (Which I must inform you all, coated themselves with a toxic, hoping to elude the zombies and use this Mod as "Target Practice"), the Judges of this ruin, and the small group of bystanders. Those Bystanders divided by the truth which Our prosecutor continues to bring forth meaningless audio files of unintelligible rambles of who has the bigger gun and ammo. Nay, these accused are not saints, dear Prosecutor, rather, they are the builders of a foundation that continues to spot, report and assist in the removable of bad planks and wood blocks lingering with termites. Yes, zxcvbn_, they are the Exterminators, as are you, providing to the Developers of this Mod assistance in the removable of these termites, ants, roaches, etc. that are wondering in, here in these hot summer evenings. So In from of you all, my Jury, relieve your anger, as the accused are not ruin the game, not even YOUR game. They wish to accomplish the goals of Abraham Lincoln himself, of being a Zombie Killer.* *Note: Modernization has continued alter the image of Abraham as Directors continue to use the abridged version of his adventures. He was not a vampire killer, rather a Slayer of Zombies.