TtS1991

Neo-80's electronic pop stuff. Like Kavinsky, The Outrunners, College, etc.

My life... is... a lie!

Wait... goo0gle got bent?

Slender notes. Slender notes everywhere.

my condolences. how far from Balota were you?

Eh, but where's the fun in that? It's all about sneaking through the dark of the early morning cold to reach a destination, coughing and wheezing to retrieve the help you need to save the world! #IShouldMakeAMovie #fuckinggenius I know that was sarcasm I think

Oh god 60 person server. Definitely need to do a night raid. Balota is death trap!

So I started out on the coast near the gas station between Balota and Cherno. After a quick glance at Side Channel and a few bullets cracking past my head, I decided to head to the airstrip to see if I could get any loot/get shot by camping fucks. I find some minor loot on a dead body and an AKS Kobra (win!) in one of the hangars. When I go into the tower, I find some mags and food/liquids. When I'm in the observation area, I get shot from behind three times. After running down the stairs, I started bandaging myself up and began watching the stairs down to the door, and the window above the bottom of the stairs going back up to the tower. A minute passes, and I see a bandit crouching between two trees only 50 meters away what a fucking dumb shit I quickly walk up part of the stairs and shoot out the window at the guy. After taking a few hits, he falls flat and crawls into the pine tree behind him. Too bad. A few more shots and he's with the Ancients. This guy had a fuckin' M16 ACOG and tried sniping me with it. And failed miserably. Other loot he had was a GPS, Map, Compass, all the essential stuff. ALICE pack with lots of food and equipment. Best part is when he died before he could log. I couldn't search his body to see who it was, but that's fine. rip nobody

My thoughts exactly.

DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF THE ONES ABOVE!!!

No. The only answer is to drink it immediately. But, seeing as that is no longer an option, you must make a chronicle of your quest to redeem yourself. Which would be to spend three days and three nights in Cherno, surviving on what you can scavenge. AND you have to make sure to broadcast your immediate location out every 10 minutes. Good luck, and Godspeed.

Mah name's Captain McMuffin Contrary to the popular belief that I'm a fat American slob who eats MD's all day, it actually came to me when I was playing CoD4 back in the day. MacMillan = McMuffin? Get it? hahah bad me. Didn't really think about the fat-ass implications till later though. Much later, too.

You'd probably want to drink those as fast as you can. MtnDew is the bane of DayZ. If you want to live and not die a horrible, pitiful death, you'll drink those sodas. And you'll hate them. You will hate them.

>inb4 the lock and archive. Your move, Mr. Hall.

Go around taking hits of morphine and epipens :3

That, mi amigo, is a bloodsucker. It's from S.T.A.L.K.E.R., since the map is (apparently) from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

In the churches. Take THAT, you terrible choir people.

There better be a goat mask. With the smiling face and everything.

Karma works well in DayZ, they definitely nailed it down and I hope they implement it in the standalone.

Sorry to both the OP and everyone else if I sounded a little hostile in my post, I meant to just fill him in on the details of what's been discussed/reworked/brought up a lot.

1. The mod is based off of a MilSim, which means the interface has to have the information and be accessible to be able to work. The interfaces in similarly difficult games such as "S.T.A.L.K.E.R" are very similar and have the same level of complexity, if you want to call it that. 2. The sound is used in the base game of Arma2, such as heavily breathing indicating you're running out of energy and are slowing down. Zombies make sounds when they aggro on you, like screeching and weird gurgle-y excited muttering things. Because it's a mod, the zombies use the AI used by enemy soldiers in the base game. 3. And falling from two feet can break your leg and cause you to bleed to death? Or maybe the part where ATV's get stuck in the ground because they're clipping. >Mod 4. I don't know whether other people trust Banditos, but that shemagh on their head makes them a pretty clear threat. Skin = Guilty until proven innocent. If someone says there's a sniper overlooking Cherno, head to Berezino. Or Stary. Or any other of the multitude of cities in Chernarus. 5. Depends on the POV. Many people help other people because they have nothing else to do that they haven't done before, or because they're RPing as a Lawful Good/ Neutral Good/ whateverthefuck. Some people won't help anyone. Some people won't think twice about shooting that guy looting the tents in Stary Sobor. Player Characters, if you will. 6. Every "mainstream game" has it's hackers. All the Modern Warfares and Black Ops's, Minecraft, and the beloved Battlefield 3 (or Free if you come from one of those places with the hilarious accents) all have scripters/hackers. DayZ server admins and BattleEye do their best to keep the game fun and script-free but have a tough time detecting them before they rape everybody with teleportation/huge nukes. 7. It's in development now, and there's a whole section of the forum dedicated to suggestions/complaints/friendly reminders/ideas/rape, which means that the dev team is listening/reading up on these. Whatever comes out of Bohemia/DayZDev that's the standalone, it'll be a lot smoother and dedicated to the game and will have the fixes necessary to make the game fun and balanced. .

When I play with a more RP feel, I usually go Neutral Good or Lawful Good. If I hear bandits are terrorizing the locals in Elektro, or a sniper is fucking shit up in Cherno, I go after that guy and try to defeat them for the greater good of the people. But if I'm going on there Pinkie Pie Random I'm-Gonna-Dick-Around-With-People style, I'll do shit like in this thread I try to mind my own business for the most part, but I'll help people if they need it.

I think the body armor is a great idea. Rolling off of what you included about the Soviets using steel plates during the Cold War, how about having the option to make some kind of studded/semi-armored outfit with scrap metal and clothing to protect against Zed?

Not sure if trolling, or just don't know you can't pick up ghillies off dead bodies.