TtS1991

Neo-80's electronic pop stuff. Like Kavinsky, The Outrunners, College, etc.

My life... is... a lie!

Wait... goo0gle got bent?

Slender notes. Slender notes everywhere.

my condolences. how far from Balota were you?

Eh, but where's the fun in that? It's all about sneaking through the dark of the early morning cold to reach a destination, coughing and wheezing to retrieve the help you need to save the world! #IShouldMakeAMovie #fuckinggenius I know that was sarcasm I think

Oh god 60 person server. Definitely need to do a night raid. Balota is death trap!

My thoughts exactly.

So I started out on the coast near the gas station between Balota and Cherno. After a quick glance at Side Channel and a few bullets cracking past my head, I decided to head to the airstrip to see if I could get any loot/get shot by camping fucks. I find some minor loot on a dead body and an AKS Kobra (win!) in one of the hangars. When I go into the tower, I find some mags and food/liquids. When I'm in the observation area, I get shot from behind three times. After running down the stairs, I started bandaging myself up and began watching the stairs down to the door, and the window above the bottom of the stairs going back up to the tower. A minute passes, and I see a bandit crouching between two trees only 50 meters away what a fucking dumb shit I quickly walk up part of the stairs and shoot out the window at the guy. After taking a few hits, he falls flat and crawls into the pine tree behind him. Too bad. A few more shots and he's with the Ancients. This guy had a fuckin' M16 ACOG and tried sniping me with it. And failed miserably. Other loot he had was a GPS, Map, Compass, all the essential stuff. ALICE pack with lots of food and equipment. Best part is when he died before he could log. I couldn't search his body to see who it was, but that's fine. rip nobody

DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF THE ONES ABOVE!!!

No. The only answer is to drink it immediately. But, seeing as that is no longer an option, you must make a chronicle of your quest to redeem yourself. Which would be to spend three days and three nights in Cherno, surviving on what you can scavenge. AND you have to make sure to broadcast your immediate location out every 10 minutes. Good luck, and Godspeed.

Mah name's Captain McMuffin Contrary to the popular belief that I'm a fat American slob who eats MD's all day, it actually came to me when I was playing CoD4 back in the day. MacMillan = McMuffin? Get it? hahah bad me. Didn't really think about the fat-ass implications till later though. Much later, too.

You'd probably want to drink those as fast as you can. MtnDew is the bane of DayZ. If you want to live and not die a horrible, pitiful death, you'll drink those sodas. And you'll hate them. You will hate them.

>inb4 the lock and archive. Your move, Mr. Hall.

Go around taking hits of morphine and epipens :3