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Rekli

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  1. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    it's a fake/ban avoid one or the other should be banned.
  2. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    okay..while you prepare to ban him I'll make you a lovely picture to go with it.... ('m spr srs)
  3. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    you have to give him emotion..... Look at his tears...look at his wide spread eyes....look as his face morphs into one of mortification...he is a monster. like dis dood
  4. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    Nop... http://sumopaint.com/app/ similar.browser based.more user friendly IMHO
  5. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    you ninja'd me with that?..step up son photo shop his face om that shit
  6. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    DIE YOU FALSE TROLL! Stop impersonating an at least original troll who holds a place in the forums hearts and minds YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SHADOW OF HIS PERFECT-NESS BEGONE!
  7. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    Yes,fire is the only way....other than a comically large hammer given the affectionate name "The Ban Hammer"....*cough*BanHimAlready!*cough*
  8. Rekli

    longest kill-streak?

    No bragging but...2 (same person) One was 20 bullets to the leg and a couple to the head One was a revolver fight to the death poor Danny...he's my popped my murder cherry.
  9. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    And thus he has revealed himself G000gle never mis-spelled..neither does google translate HE IS A FAKE DESTROY HIM!
  10. HE'S FOLLOWING ME KILL HIM!!!!!!!!! ALSO GOD NO TO YOUR SUGGESTION!
  11. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    AN IMPERSONATOR DESTROY HIM,DESTROY HIM BEFORE HE RUINS THE PERFECT IMAGE OF THE TRUE G000GLE SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH ME!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S NOT ENOUGH THE SPIRIT BOMB'S FADING....RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Like a falcon punch...but a dragon)
  12. Rekli

    Special massage for Stalin.

    oh..my post did count...ignore it
  13. Rekli

    Knife Takedown

    god damn you.
  14. Rekli

    cooking meat in mod

    Runescape it up?
  15. Rekli

    Dayz with VR Glasses!!!!

    but...if that happened think of the server nuking.5-30 people dead 1 hacker
  16. Rekli

    What do I need to play DayZ?

    Money & the willingness to spend the money.
  17. Rekli

    Just saw Rocket again.

    2nd page?not on my watch...i don't have a watch
  18. Rekli

    DayZ is draining at first...but it's fun.

    elecktro and cherno don't have snipers...you might get lucky and find a Cz550 in the barns just outside the city, but there are none in the city.
  19. Rekli

    Add fursuits in DayZ SA

    "oh wow a fur suit?wonder what it does" *puts on* "AHHHH GET IT OFF I CAN'T GET IT OFF!" *sigh* *run around* *brutally murdered by a hero because of the suit* ...or at least what would happen if it was me
  20. inb4 try balota buddies. (but seriously it's pretty damn good)
  21. Rekli

    Everything has changed! Please, help!

    DayZ Namalsk, Fallujah, Lingor, Tavania, Panthera & Takistan (takistan is pretty shit) are all maps. Origins is a mod based on tavania with a bunch of new features like base building and a new bandit/hero system that works in tiers 2017 is a MORE survival based DayZ with next to no military loot and alot less food that's all i got.
  22. Rekli

    The Release Date for Dayz Standalone

    Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit....
  23. Rekli

    dayz 2 vs 7 firefight

    That's some coordination on their part XD
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