DayzForumer

So, this newspawn with no pants, no shirt, nothing runs towards me and I know he wants my stuff. I take out my axe, press spacebar and get ready. He is really close to me, I axe him, and he knocks me out. I awake with my stuff, wondering what happened. Then I realised I must have axed him in the head. Did a little victory dance and hacked away at his back.

Doesn't really matter as I undid my offences.

Yes, I can. It's like going on 4chan/facepunch and telling the "official" threads there "You can't do that, it is not your website." Official in my opinion means like, a big thread to discuss things, not an global thing. Just a local thing.

Okay, snipped my posts.

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(no offence intended, just fits the theme)

Well, yeah. We both logged out, going to play more another day.

Bump.

Obvious photoshop, stop being such a troll.

So, yeah. My friend was dying of dehydration, and he went unconscious. I gave him a soda and looted the town, nothing much. But he never awoke from the unconsciousness. Why? I also saw a police car next to a building, and heard someone drinking. I entered the building it stood next to, no-one was inside. Then I heard a zombie, then a gunshot. Then I closed the door on the top floor and logged out.

Get a better internet and stop force quitting. (this causes a doppleganger.)

"I feel warm shit running down my leg."