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coltonlong

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About coltonlong

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    Male
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    Climbin in yo window, snatchin yo Heinz beans up.
  • Interests
    Guns, Knives, dayz
  1. coltonlong

    Horses in DayZ Standalone

    Nope, USAF! Close, i guess, but not quite! :D
  2. coltonlong

    Horses in DayZ Standalone

    Uh..... 1: I could certainly get close, if not hit that shot. 2: Yes, actually, though I mostly shoot based on adjustments. 3: Yes! I trapped for a while, so skinning animals and tanning hides is in my skill set! 4 : Yup, this too. All this, and Im just a red blooded American. youd be amazed what a random internet go-er can know.
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    Prison Island?

    where is the prison island? I have yet to find it, and no maps seem to have it. What town is it near?
  4. coltonlong

    Ok DayZ experimenters, time to stock up!

    Hey, i already got snacks. MY BODY IS READY.
  5. So I got lucky and found an orange truck. Felt good..... But heck, I dont care for fancy things, so I figured Id give it away. As I was going into Berezino, I saw a guy in the road. I put on my most stereotypical Irish (Why Irish, I dunno. Prolly cause I love the Irish.) accent, and stopped the truck, hopping out. There was a guy trying to be stealthy sticking his head around a building watching, so I knew it was prolly going to get me killed, but hell, i didnt care. So I cut off the mewling guy as he begged for a saline bag, and said "There yew arre! Ive been lewking everyware far yew! I wasnt tooo shure if yew had gone daft and wouldnt come back for her! I fixed 'er up, just as fine as ya like! Only needed a bit of oil and sume tweaking here and thar, but shes runnin now, boyo." (adjusted spelling for the accent, of course.) As I finished, I walked away, and he was so stunned he simply said "Can you give me a salin......" before realizing I had actually left the truck. I walked right past the guy who had been watching, with a greeting of "Afternewn, stranga!". I walked out of there without even getting hurt. gotta love all the random stuff you can do in this game!
  6. F for Ferinheit also F for FREEDOM. C for Celsius also C for COMMUNISM!!!! USA! USA! USA! (jk, but conversions suck ass.)
  7. I have full cop uniform and a soviet hat, and my screen is filled with: I am warming up I am cooling down I am warming up I am cooling down Constantly happens. The messages are annoying, but its nice to not worry about how hot/cold I am.
  8. coltonlong

    Ghillie suit, rangefinder ?

    The way I see it, you should have to make a suit piece by piece. I made a top for a ghillie one. Took me a week of sewing, and the color was on a dark brown jacket with the burlap being a few shades of lighter brown. Looked like shit, but it was fun for air soft.
  9. coltonlong

    Cattle Prod

    You can right click the battery and lick it to check the charge.
  10. coltonlong

    How did you first taste blood?

    I got punched in the mouth so I waded into the flurry of punches and started choking the little fucker. Then a teacher walked around the corner. Good times.
  11. coltonlong

    Ninja Message Service

    You can get into peoples packs?
  12. coltonlong

    Where are the Smersh vests?

    Yea, its cold as a motherfucker.
  13. coltonlong

    Where are the Smersh vests?

    Ok guys, back on topic please.
  14. coltonlong

    Where are the Smersh vests?

    It is fun to say haha.
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