W. Flonk

This. I've had great success going inland, often finding an SKS or a Mosin. It's really no problem.

Welcome to our side, man. The best side. just kidding, i really love having people like KoS around and bandits that kill on sight it's really fun it's great fun non-stop thrillride

I like ol' Zeleno.

Man, you shouldn't tell people how you get your shit in DayZ, dude. Other people will be doing it now. That means people will be more alert now. You're effectively ruining your own tactic. Good tactic, though.

very good code kos i am follow code very good :thumbsup: :) :beans:

yes i am of happynies for poem :) :thumbsup: :beans: was very fine salut to kos pls poem make time again

Oh god, forums are so entertaining

vey good now to go kill hero KoS blessed god did go

Predator or Prey, reporting in. Whatever you need, I'll be!

Great, man. Great. Anyhoo, I will be looking into this. I really will.

So, I just got in another "firefight" last night. My friends and I had been fixing a helicopter for 3 hours. After visiting around ten towns, we finally had the parts and we were off. After two minutes of flying, we heard the "PLING PLANG" sound of bullets hitting the helicopters. Guess what it was? An enemy helicopter. He came up on our right side, shooting one of our gunners. Then our pilot turned around, allowing me to shoot the enemy. 100 rounds into his tail, and he was going down fast. But so were we. I jumped out of our descending helicopter, surviving. Apparently, their guns didn't jump out, so they died quickly. But their pilot did. We were both equipped with a M14 AIM, landing 100 meters away from eachother. We exchanged bullets for about two minutes, but then I got the hit on him. He fell to the ground. GOT HIS FUCKING BEANS, YEAH!

It's was, eh, kind of a firefight. So, I was running through the woods, just minding my own business. Had a SVD Camo, Ghillie Suit, Coyote Backpack and even an AWS. Good day. Was heading to Cherno to restock on food. But, suddenly I heard it. BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR It was the savage scream of an axe-wielding maniac. He was wearing a ghillie suit, hidden perfectly in a bush. He came out of nowhere, sprinting at me, roaring, swinging his axe at me. I shot wildly, trying to kill the savage, but I did not hit him once. Ruthlessly, he cut me into small pieces, most likely feeding on me afterwards. He even got my beans...

Very well. I'll just have to sit through it, I guess.

Hah, pretty good! Beans have been given!

ENFIELD!

Well, fuck. While I do like this outfit, it's not very good. People will kill simply to get the outfit now. We'll get way too many bandits if that comes back.

Bwaharharharhar, silly heroes. So, I was being hunted by this group of heroes. They had fairly decent gear, M4A1's and two DMRs. They'd been hunting me for five minutes, and eventually we ended up on a large road. I just went prone, looked down at the ground and waited them out. On the road. They ran past me, thinking I was just a dead body. Then I popped up behind them, shot them in the back with my AKM and grabbed the loot. Today was a good day.

Why not, sounds cool. I'm fairly sure I'm capable of murdering pretty well. FLONK WILL DESTROY YOU.

I stalked Elektro, equipped with nothing but a hatchet... Slowly I crawled through Elektro, avoiding the zombies, when I heard it. "Dude, I found a DMR. It's too fucking sweet. Let's go snipe people here!" over direct. Conveniently, they were inside of the school, relaxing on the roof. So I crawled up, axe in hand... AND SLAUGHTERED THE FUTURE BANDITS. I caught the one with the DMR completely off-guard, and the other one was equipped with a Makarov, so it was an easy kill. I hid their bodies, hiding the DMR with it. I was the Limberjack of Elektro. Get it? Instead of lumber, I wrote limber. Because I cut limbs. amirite, folks

Who the fuck cares about how effective it is, it just matters how awesome it looks, c'mon guys. l33t sc0ut sniper

This one time in Lingor, I actually managed to get a M107. I was happy, naturally, so I decided to try this out. I went to the Lighthouse close to the large Airfield. Scoped things out. Eventually I heard some guys talking in direct chat nearby. They were swimming in the water, talking about how great this mod was. They talked about how awesome the Enfield was, how it is the greatest gun in the game (Which i of course is). Said how they were looking forward to getting some real guns, said the only gun they ever had was an Enfield. With my Ghillie suit, I was lying on the ground as they passed me. I got up, shot them both in the back. No thoughts went into this, I just did it. One of them actually turned around, asking me why I killed his friend. Worst thing was... They had no beans.

Bumping, because RP is great.

This one time in Lingor, I actually managed to get a M107. I was happy, naturally, so I decided to try this out. I went to the Lighthouse close to the large Airfield. Scoped things out. Eventually I heard some guys talking in direct chat nearby. They were swimming in the water, talking about how great this mod was. They talked about how awesome the Enfield was, how it is the greatest gun in the game (Which i of course is). Said how they were looking forward to getting some real guns, said the only gun they ever had was an Enfield. With my Ghillie suit, I was lying on the ground as they passed me. I got up, shot them both in the back. No thoughts went into this, I just did it. One of them actually turned around, asking me why I killed his friend. Worst thing was... They had no beans.

A: *AK* Warrior B: Low on blood C: Cherno Firehouse D: Bandit Skin M14 AIM, got the bandit skin by defending myself. Would be great if we could meet on a low populated server.