SupWithThat

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I don't base my ceaseless violence on skin, religion, colour or creed. If you're not part of my immediate group of friends and I know you know I'm near you...then you have to die. I'm the one who knocks!

Just when I was hoping WarZ would weed out the weak and mentally feeble amongst us, I find out that DayZ still has morons running non-PVP servers. Sigh.

Well I hadn't been paying attention to my characters age, I just knew he was getting long in the tooth. Today I realised I had actually crossed the 100 day mark some time ago and decided to snap a screeny. How old are your chars getting? Think anyone can reach 1 year?

My highest before ol' long beard was about 21-22 days. It seems the more wreckless I am with a character the longer he lives - I've done suicide runs to the NW airfield and everything with this char and he's lived. He's also survived hacker bombardments.

The retardation is strong in this one.

So I'm looting Berezino, coming in from the Northwest side and avoiding zombies as best I can. As I hit the far western wall of the Lumber Mill, I come under sustained Winchester fire which I evade and circle around the mill to avoid. Assuming that the fire came from an elevated position, I make my way to the office building in order to rule out the highest spot I can see in the immediate area and then widen my search.It's then that I hear a bus doors opening and shutting and see a group of 5 players gathered around said bus in what would appear to be attempts to repair it. Having been recently fired upon in that area - I decide that its indescriminate popping time and unleash 10-15 Lee Enfield shots into the gathered crew and the bus itself as it attempts to take off (first at the wheels and then the areas where I think I can see passengers). This causes the bus to explode and I can see passengers frantically bailing in all directions. Instead of taking their fate like men, however, they all start rapidly connecting and disconnecting from the game in an attempt to cheat death. Each time their bodies appear again I shoot them, but overall I am only credited with one kill from the assault. This leaves me a thoroughly unsatisfied bandit. I understand that people don't want to die after their hard work, but it's no easy feat to take on 5 players on your own - I'd expect them to at least man up and accept it in cases such as this. Well, at least one of them did - I'll assume he was the one I was credited with killing (read the chat in screenshot): Server in question was US 76 - Hosted by New World Order.

Kais stream right now: http://www.twitch.tv/qnomnikai Crazy stuff, they shot down a hacker circling them in a jet - I assume the same hacker then spawned a huge battleship on top of them as they refueled their truck. They currently have a dev (apparently Vipeax) helping them remove it. Pretty hilarious. Edit - For those who for any reason can't see:

You ever tire of making yourself look like a moron?

I haven't killed anyone...

Evidently the famous "distract him with 50 or so veiled women whilst we discretely empty the contents of his pocket and backpack into our own". I've saw the warning pamphlets at travel agents.

Clearly fake, there's no way of telling those are legitimate women without extensive gender testing.

You'll be wanting to kill a MooMoo - I believe they drop 8 uncooked steaks.

He had the call pretty down.

"Bring back our visual crutch which makes next to zero impact in the useful indentification of players!" Yeah, add Super Mario coins we can collect while you're at it.

Good capture, hopefully he can be banned from this.

Fixed the fuel tank with fuel tank parts?

We raptor prance like that a lot. Crouche, double tap ctrl to lower you weapon and then walk forward whilst facing down or up. Incredibly creepy when there's 3 people doing it at once.

Can we put this in the OP so everyone knows please.

Nice attempt to DC at the end.

Tends to happen when the person you killed starts spawn bouncing to get near Ber/Chern/Electro.

Great idea.

Why is there posts about German immigrants in this thread. I don't even.